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i Hafta RAK leaves neXt WEEKEND!

December 4 2011 at 11:15 AM
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Halp!

I'm already... DREDING IT!!! Its Ruining my Week & It hasn't even STARTed yeT

Somebody CHEER ME UP!


 
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re: Hafta RAK leaves neXt WEEKEND!

December 4 2011, 11:23 AM 

rAaaking LeAfes! Tooday. I wAnt a LeafS BLOWer jOhn wont ByE mE OnE! jUST WAnt to DIE! mY LeAf is OVER!!!!!!

 
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December 4 2011, 11:25 AM 

I HAFTA BloWWWWW & RAAAK. We gotta CH$APEY 'Lectric blower.


 
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December 4 2011, 11:55 AM 

I under stain that raking is good exercise.
My neighbor is one of those annoying people who will use the blower on his wet, soggy leaves for two hours instead of raking for 15 minutes. Just when I didn't think I could find him any more irritating, I noticed that he was borrowing the blower from our 92-year-old neighbor, but not helping him with his leaves.

 
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December 4 2011, 1:24 PM 

I HALF!.....TO gO to tHe comPAnY Chrissmas PARTY!!!!!!!..........tOdAY!!! But i WOULD RAAAAAAATHER stay HoMe.
MY LIFE !!!!!! IS Over!!!

 
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December 4 2011, 1:43 PM 

I have GOT to EaaaaT up ALL This Weed BFore the COPS Brake down the DOOR! WHOA is MEEEEEE!!!!!!!

 
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AnonoGobble
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December 4 2011, 2:09 PM 

iM'; aLredDY GeTtinG A hEadAcHE rEadiNg THis TrhEAd!

 
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AnonoGobble
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December 4 2011, 2:11 PM 

sToP!!!! BeInG A bABy.

 
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December 4 2011, 2:13 PM 

wAaaAAhH!!!!!!

 
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December 4 2011, 2:14 PM 

IT!!!!!! FucKEN snOWED sO THERE wiLL BEEEE know raKiNG dose LeaFS noW!!!!!

JUST mie Lucke!!!1

 
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December 4 2011, 10:29 PM 

thE CrIsSmAs PARTY!!!! Wuz Hear

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At the Mouna Kea resort

THIS! wuz the view

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I eight two much!!!!!!!!!!..... and my widdle tummy hertz!
Killa hertz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Ginny
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December 5 2011, 1:46 AM 

I whent too mie BOyFRIENF s werk partie yesterdai and it whas at THISS plaice that WaAS purty AHWSUM!

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Redondo BEACH HISTORIC liberrie!

YOU DO NAWT UNDER STAIN HOW NICE IT ISSS! Becose I did not take anny pichures.

 
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December 5 2011, 3:34 AM 

OK ...OK ...!!!! I get it ! STOP ! making FUN of ME!

.....I am MOVING!...ON!!!!

.....I hope you ALL!! Have a GREAT HOLLIDAY! and a great new year !

 
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December 5 2011, 12:25 PM 

You all failed. You gave waaayyyyyyy too much information.





 
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AnonoGobble
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December 7 2011, 6:10 PM 

Stop making fun of him you asshats.

 
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AnonoGobble
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December 7 2011, 9:46 PM 

sToP!!!! mAkING fUn 0f !! HiM yOu A$shAtS!!

 
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AnonoGobble
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December 7 2011, 9:53 PM 

stOoop!!... MaiKing fun UV kooooL!!!

Its knot nice

 
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December 7 2011, 9:55 PM 

Have I mentioned how much Jiggy is an Asshat? 'Cause I would like to mention that. Friggin beautiful beaches, sensational sunsets? The nerve. AND he even uses readable puntuation. ASSHAT.









So I hear its not so hard to book a ticket to see you....

 
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December 7 2011, 11:02 PM 

There is a method to this madness, that I am sure. If we took this scribble scrabble to a handwriting expert, I wonder what they would say?

Who cares, handwriting experts are pussies.

Here is my non-expert but still better than dr phil interpretation:

erratic capitalization = lack of emotional control; highs are too high and lows are to low; possible bipolar issues

excessive ellipsis (...) = unable to end things or let them go; longing for stability

Multiple exclamation points = has an overwhelming desire to be heard; not used to standing up for themselves in real life, so they get yelly when they get a negative response; a punctuation choice of most psychopaths

Short choppy phrases = brevity of thought; lack of confidence

I am not saying that any of this is KOOOL, not by a long shot. Just that this is my interpretation of some of the things I noticed in his creative and unique handwriting style. So I'm just trying to help. I hope that there are other non-experts that are still better than dr phil who might like to offer their input on this as well!


 
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December 7 2011, 11:34 PM 

Ummm, not to rain on your parade Bloomin' Onionhead, but isn't point form sentences considered 'choppy phrases'?

 
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December 8 2011, 12:09 AM 

Don't worry about my parade Double G, the only thing I really like in a parade is the Bullwinkle balloon. And I don't see a Bullwinkle balloon, asshole.

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So take your point form sentences and go fuck yourself. Grammatically of course.



 
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Ronnie
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Re: i Hafta RAK leaves neXt WEEKEND!

December 8 2011, 2:26 AM 

By 'next weekend', did you mean this weekend next or the next one?

 
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AnonoGobble
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December 8 2011, 7:56 AM 

Your grammar is pretty crappy for a guru.

 
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smirk
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December 8 2011, 8:46 AM 

I meant whichever weekend has rain in the forecast.

 
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Grammar Guru
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December 8 2011, 8:50 AM 

Everyone's a critic. There was nothing with my grammar.

 
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AnonoGobble
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December 8 2011, 9:10 AM 

Here, let me give you a break down:

"Ummm, not to rain on your parade Bloomin' Onionhead, but isn't point form sentences considered 'choppy phrases'?"

You started the sentence with "Ummm." This is not necessarily incorrect, but it is stupid.
"isn't point form sentenceS" - that would be "AREN'T point form sentences."
You're quoting BO. Use actual quotes, and put your punctuation inside them.

Happy now?

 
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December 8 2011, 9:15 AM 

Thanks asshole.

 
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December 8 2011, 9:19 AM 

Oh, and you left out the word "wrong" in your rejoinder. That'll be $.54 for editing.

 
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December 8 2011, 9:24 AM 

I forgot to mention that one. Thanks, Squid.

And you're welcome, asshole. Your grasp of the English language is astounding!

 
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December 8 2011, 9:25 AM 

Choke on your change Squid.

 
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December 8 2011, 9:26 AM 

LOL

 
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December 8 2011, 9:28 AM 

Guru, you left out a comma. Shouldn't you be in class instead of fooling around here? You should listen to your teachers. They can help you through this.

 
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December 8 2011, 9:37 AM 

I'm drunk. Also, I'm tired after banging my girlfriend last night. You bring up good points Anon that we can pass on to KOOOL.

 
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December 8 2011, 9:47 AM 

csi

Land sakes alive, the steak's alive.

 
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December 8 2011, 10:04 AM 

You better be taking notes KOOOL.

 
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December 8 2011, 10:07 AM 

Awesome, Doc Z.

Not only is the Guru terrible at grammar, it's also unacquainted with truth. What a shame.

I seriously fail to understand what any kid would find appealing here. 4chan, Reddit and thier ilk are much more suited to the post-adolescent, quasi-intelligentsia, no?

 
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December 8 2011, 10:17 AM 

Stop trying to be funny Anon. I had a rough night.

 
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December 8 2011, 10:23 AM 

Suure, you did. Drinking and intercourse, was it? What happened when you woke up from this fabulous dream?

 
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December 8 2011, 10:34 AM 

Okay. You got me Anon. The sex was great, but I'm really tired.

 
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December 8 2011, 10:42 AM 

I bet your hand is really tired, too. You should try Lefty. It's almost like a person is there!

 
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December 8 2011, 10:47 AM 

LOL!

 
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December 8 2011, 10:53 AM 

Heh. I was going to say, "Blowing up the doll can really wind you, eh?"

 
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December 8 2011, 11:09 AM 

You know this from experience?

 
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December 8 2011, 11:22 AM 

I actually have blown one of those up. It was for use as a lame-assed sophmoric comedic prop, and not to make sweet sweet love with, but yep - I've done it!

My favorite is still, "The Stranger" - wherein you sit on your left hand until it falls asleep.

 
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December 8 2011, 11:23 AM 

The Stranger..LOL.

 
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December 10 2011, 2:05 PM 

Leafs Mak Big, DIRTIE, Leaf-BOOGS....!!!!!


D-LISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dun & dun.

 
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December 10 2011, 2:49 PM 

mmmm, DIRTIE, Leaf-BOOGS....!!!!!

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