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RIP Shakira

February 15 2012 at 5:22 PM
dunk  (no login)

What a waste of a hot piece of ass

 
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Re: RIP Shakira

February 15 2012, 6:10 PM 

Don't even joke about shit like that.

The world isn't ready to be without Shakira's hips.

 
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Marney
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Re: RIP Shakira

February 15 2012, 6:15 PM 

From what I hear, they don't lie.

Eh.

 
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Re: RIP Shakira

February 15 2012, 6:16 PM 

I always liked her breasts, because they were small and humble. Never once did I confuse them with mountains.

 
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Marney
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Re: RIP Shakira

February 15 2012, 6:28 PM 

Those were lying to you.

Eh.

 
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Mevy
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Re: RIP Shakira

February 15 2012, 7:21 PM 

When you're that hot, you're allowed to do more stupid things than the rest of us. It's the law, look it up.

But these things come in three's. First that idiot anchor woman stuck her face in the mug of an Argentine Mastiff, then Shakira though sea lions were just like puppies. Where's the 3rd story of a Darwinian candidate communing with a grumpy wild animal?

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Marney
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Re: RIP Shakira

February 15 2012, 7:30 PM 

Colbert is going to let down his guard and get mauled by a bear.

Eh.

 
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Arwen
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Re: RIP Shakira

February 16 2012, 11:41 AM 

You might be right. His show has been suspended for two days without explanation.

 
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AnonoBoom
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Re: RIP Shakira

February 16 2012, 1:29 PM 

WSJ says family issues, but doesn't quote a specific source.

 
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Arwen
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Re: RIP Shakira

February 16 2012, 1:44 PM 

Thanks nice anon happy.gif

 
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Arwen
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Re: RIP Shakira

February 17 2012, 12:47 PM 

Turns out his 91yo mama is sick sad.gif

Colbert's mother seriously ill, report sources close to the show
Multiple outlets have cited a family illness as the cause of the suspension of "The Colbert Report," and now a person who has a business relationship with the show has told Huffington Post that the host's mother is seriously ill, and the show will remain suspended until he can return.

Fans and supporters have been tweeting messages of love and support for Colbert and his family throughout the day.

Colbert was born the youngest of 11 children to mother Lorna, 91, and father James, who died in a plane accident in 1974 along with two of Colbert's brothers.

Lorna Colbert appeared on a South Carolina television station talking about her famous son in 2008.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/16/colbert-report-suspends-production_n_1280913.html

 
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