...someone threatens to kill themselves unless Squidboy shuts up.

...ED's been to the dentist

...Arwen regrets her blood oath to never speak to me again

...neady checks the air pressure in her trailer's tires

...how many more times will Appy be wrong.

Trailers with wheels are too luxurious for us. My trailer sits on cinder blocks.

Besides, neady, don't you call it a caravan? Sounds a lot classier than a trailer!

There are just some things one should not google, but I digress.

Anny refuses to taste food.

C'mon minion that was awful, you have to work harder then that.

....Arwen actuall posts Anon and breaks her blood oath to post to me (oh snap!)

.... Squid spends his days thinking about my private parts (yuck)

....Ed gets beat up for saying "wets"

....Neady washes her acid washed jeans

I've quit avoiding the dentist. I now see him more regularly than what's left of my family. I've no doubt he'll be removing one of my diseased fangs any week now.

Washes them with what? I wear these babies like Jim Morrison wore his leathers.

Are those the kind of jeans that look like someone just emptied a bucket of baby sick down the front?

Neady, you're cracking me up today!

Baby sick?? LOL!! That has to be your nickname from now on,right?

Not if I call you it first, Baby Sick.

Can someone tell Appy that I wouldn't waste my time tormenting her as an anon? I have told her enough times how much I dislike her while using my own name. I have nothing to hide in that regard.

I am super 100% happy with my decision.

BOOM! On my first TRY! LOL LOL. Told ya it wouldn't last.... Never does


I wonder how many people will have to explain this post to arwen?

Ok, ok. I was treading lightly.

...Squid dislikes hearing himself talk
...Arwen puts on a little blue hat that says "Bored Police" on it
...'neady has to go to more than one Kmart to find acid washed jeans
...Funk uses a thesaurus
...Mevin has a point
...smirk secretly eats fat back

Huh?

Oh, Appy's Minion. You're just about as funny as she is.

~yawn~

I feel so ashamed.

Better Minion, still needs some work but you're getting there.

I wonder how many more time we can get arwen to answer us with her little blue hat on?

Laugh all you want, Appy. I look damn good.

...Appy enjoys hurting people.

Oh, boo hoo hoo.

Minion, brilliant!

You better come for dinner, you look hungry.

I wonder how long arwen will simmer with impotent rage because she can not use her razor wit to cut me down?

I didn't know you were in Twilight, Neady.

Don't I look good for my age? Meth has not aged me at all. It's been more like a preservative.