http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c5e03765ed/charlize-therons-kinky-sex-tape?rel=by_user

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That is BRILLIANT. Did you see her interview with Zack Gala-fan-something-greek-ish?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d14fdef4f2/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis


There are just some things one should not google, but I digress.

Charlie who?

Charlize Theron Stalks Some Dude... "I'll kill you with my sex!"

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cc77ac5dae/charlize-theron-stalks-some-dude


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She is achingly beautiful. Now, I am watching all of the Between Two Ferns interviews.

There are just some things one should not google, but I digress.

I know, she hasn't aged in 10 years. I would definitely let her kill me with your sex

She's pretty funny.

I heard her say "suck my dick" in German in the 'Charlize talks in her sleep" one - which didn't sound right to me, which led me to this incredibly useful site:

http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?word=suck+my+dick

The more you know! [Shooting star...]