My friend told me that her doctor told her there is some sort of secret pee pocket, and to fully void your bladder, you have to lean forward and push a bit to make sure you empty the "pee pocket."
Now I am wondering if there are any other pockets I don't know about. A poo pocket? Snot pocket? Ear wax pocket? How many ways must I contort my body to be clean?
I've always been told that it isn't healthy to try to push urine out of your bladder like that. However... I had to have an ultrasound once that required a full bladder. After the regular u/s, I had to have the vaginal one, which required an empty bladder. (Fun, yay!) The tech told me to wait a bit after I peed, because as soon as you pee, you bladder begins to fill again.
I'd love to have a fat pocket, though. One that I could rid myself of excess weight through! That'd be great!
WTH are you talking about? I'm pretty sure I would know if I had a pee pocket. That guy sounds like a quack. Unless he's talking about how women can hold it longer than men. Even so I would say that guy sounds like a quack.
I dunno. Ever go out, and you have gone to the bathroom, and then you're sitting around, having a good time, and you swallow your gin and tonic the wrong way and have a coughing fit and pee yourself, even though you JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM? Yeah, me neither, but I could see it happening.
Furthermore, in my imagination, I can see where you think it's a good idea to just take your pants off and entirely soak them in the sink so that they are uniformly wet in color, but your friend talks you out of it and says it's totally not noticeable. Even though you know it is and you can never go back to that place again.
Yeah, no I can see that happening too. Like afterwords you feel like you could go some more. Is that so different from men? I am just not buying the extra pee bag.
Plus I'm not buying what most 'medical officials' are telling me these days.
I didn't say pee bag -- I said pee pocket -- like there's a fold or something that is hiding away when you pee, all like nyah nyha, you can't get me! Stupid pee teaser. I wanna kick it in the.... um... something. Ugh. Lameness. (hangs head)
Are you talking about that bitey scratchy kid? I would turn my dogs loose on her. Well, that wouldn't really do any good. They would just sniff the hell out of her and lick her a little, if she had recent bacon/egg contact.
