You have Facebook mail

Arwen!

You have a gmail account!

There are just some things one should not google, but I digress.

I do!

Thanks

Glad I can help.

Mevy!

You have a great sportscoat!

There are just some things one should not google, but I digress.

What do I have? What do I have???

Impeccable taste in pretend friends! And a ginormous heart!

Anny!

You have a nice collection of cute girly dresses!

There are just some things one should not google, but I digress.

Ooooo, good call! She does!

I like both those things equally well. Thanks girls!

Jude!

You have rehearsal!

Oh crap, I gotta go. Nite ladies and gents!

There are just some things one should not google, but I digress.

Have fun!!!

"Me and my tampon, just kickin' it." Cornbread McIncest