SHE'S A WITCH!!!! BURN HER!!!!

I don't get it? But last year I met Mary Poppins in Disney and I was weirdly excited t meet her.

Yeah- but when you boil it down- she is a witch! You were weirdly excited cause she put a spell on you!!

'she got bettah!'

"I'm not a witch! I'm your wife!"

She's made of wood.
I'm a Mary Poppins virgin. Never saw it.

If you never hear Dick Van Dyke's stupid English accent, you'll die a happier person.

Is it anything like Madonna's?

Ha. At least he has an excuse, I guess.

It's one of the few movies I'd let any child over 2 y.o. watch without an ounce of worry.

When Meg was out of town the other week, I did the Lion King with Addy. Dad FAIL. Too soon. She'll bounce back I'm sure - but 4 was too young for that.

I tramatized the Nut with Happy Feet. Did not know there were major scenes of peril in a movie about dancing penquins.

I am currently paying for her tapping lessons and therapy sessions.

MAAAYYYYYYYYRrrrreeeeeeee POPins.

An 'ell of ya all ta be a thinkin' of 'er now.
An, NO, s'hees not an ole witch there and she's not ya know.
She may 'ave a bit-o magic-in upin 'er sleeves there, but she's no gamey ole witch.



Sorry. Worst typed out Bert impersonation ever.

I'll let the penguins 'ave at me arse now.


But, watch out for them ducks......









Everybody..Have fun tonight.
Everybody.....Wang Chung tonight.....