So i'm watching SNL from last saturday, and Rhianna is doing her first performance.

Why does she keep slapping her crotch???

Is her crotch what we are supposed to put our name on?

At least with guys grabbing their crotch i can assume they are doing it cause they don't want stuff moving around or whatever.

WTH was she doing?

I'm so over her.

She must have to pee really badly. I feel your pain, Rhianna!!

Is slapping your crotch your go to peepee dance? Aint mine.

Maybe the crotch critters were more active than usual that night.

Well, admittedly I didn't see the clip. I pictured it as more of a grab and tug like MJ did. I'm more of a "I'm a statue slightly bent over with my knees glued together" kinda gal. Possible crotch hold, depending on my surroundings.

Starts at about 30 seconds... synchronized crotch slapping

That seemed to be more of a soft pat than a slap -- Rhianna is VERY familiar with the slap, I would imagine (I'm looking at you, CHRIS BROWN.)

Maybe a sort of "You wanna tap dat?" kinda thing?

I thought this thread was going to be about me... just a sec...

OK back, I wish those kids would stay off my lawn!

ETA: Does anyone else think that Rhianna thing is tasteless or am I just crotchety?

Oh SNAP, Lizz!

Leave Rhianna alone!

Classy!!




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