So you guys get a serial killer who covers all bases by sending body parts to both the conservative AND the liberal party which is totally admirable since most of our American wackos, if they get political, usually choose a side.
My problem here is that he sent the foot to the conservatives and the hand to the liberals. Shouldn't this have been reversed?
Sending the hand to the conservatives would remind them that the governments whole reason for existence is to give people a helping hand - so while they're slashing budgets and stuff, to remember this. Heck, we can even play "Hands" by Jewel - even though we really don't know the size of this severed hand and Jewels hands are small, we know, even if its kind of a big hand, I think it still fits.
And since Liberals are always putting their foot in their mouth by fucking mistresses, and getting all blowhard, and trying to over-regulate shit - kinda like Squid in that other thread where Hep shut him down and we all read that and were all grabbing popcorn and settling in - the foot will remind them to keep shit in check. I can't think of a good foot song to accompany the opening of the Liberal foot package, but you're welcome to come up with some suggestions.
You forgot to mention the alleged killer is also a porn star, dated a convicted serial killer, and allegedly killed kittens with a vacuum before graduating to people. Even the writers for the various CSI shows couldn't make up shit like that!
And I wouldn't say that I "shut Squid down." It was more of a spirited debate. I like Squid. He's one of my favorite board members. He does succumb to severe Liberalitis from time to time however.
You know, I started to type "Squid's formulating a response to that thread, never fear" but erased it so as not to be an asshole. Was also hoping he just wouldn't. But there it is, with a graph and everything! Oy.