So my 14 year old actually became interested in using his Facebook account in the last month. Poking around his profile, one of the neighborhood kids, Frank, has a fake profile named: Jimmy Sugardemmellons Dallas - is that an awesome name or what?
Also, he goes crazy on it. He and another neighborhood kid named Clark hate one another - and, even though I shouldn't, I found this to be pretty funny.
Brett P: Jimmy quiet down or I'll reveal your secret identity.
Jimmy Sugardemmellons Dallas: Ok then pussy and btw Clark I hope you get eaten by a panda and then they put your whole family in jail because you killed a panda when it choked on your little balls
Also, Clark has spent the night at our house a few time and is a total little douche to my son. Can't stand that kid.
My kid is almost old enough to get an account, and I don't think I am going to let her, for that very reason. I see a lot of catfights on her friends' Facebook pages. These 13 year olds are calling each other whores and bitches. It's nasty.
Even though its not funny - the closing of the thread shows a bit of self-policing that's interesting:
Brett: Are you ok Frank? You're usually not this hostile, especially when your not here with me to back it up :D
Jimmy Sugardemmellons Dallas: Yay Brett is my friend unlike faggot clark
Brett: So question: what did clark do to you?
Jimmy Sugardemmellons Dallas: He is anti social and he treats me like crap because I do since he is socially awkward, dosent like girls and has no friends
Brett: Well do you really think you should be posting this here Frank? Even if what you said were true, who do you think looks dumber in this situation? I believe in your right to have your own opinion, but be careful where you put it.