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I ended up wearing the sofa dress

June 10 2012 at 12:45 PM
Balti  (no login)

Bride texted me at the last minute and said her sister was going to wear something knee-length instead and asked me if I could do the same. (She was perfectly sweet about it though and wouldn't have cared if I didn't make the switch.)

The wedding was lovely though. The bride alternately laughed and cried through the whole (very short) ceremony. The funniest was when she was having a weepy moment and yanked my brother's decorative handkerchief out of his suit pocket, wiped her tears with it, and then stuffed it back into the pocket.

Happy to have the bride in our family, but so glad to be done with hers. God, her stepmother is a snooty-ass bitch.

 
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Balti
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Re: I ended up wearing the sofa dress

June 10 2012, 1:14 PM 

Adding a pic of sofa dress. (It's the only one I have right now.)

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jiggy
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Re: I ended up wearing the sofa dress

June 10 2012, 1:45 PM 

1) I think it looks nice.
2) That girl is tall!
3) The lady in the purple shirt is smuggling snakes. Report her.

 
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CapsLock
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Re: I ended up wearing the sofa dress

June 10 2012, 1:55 PM 

You look more like a loveseat next to that Amazon

 
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Adourabelle
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Re: I ended up wearing the sofa dress

June 10 2012, 2:54 PM 

Perfect match to what the bridesmaid is wearing. Nice of her to change at the last minute ugh. Can you return the yellow dress?

 
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Kohsblocks
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Re: I ended up wearing the sofa dress

June 10 2012, 3:04 PM 

LOL@ Jigg-ay re snakes. Heh. Good call.

I think you look nice. And, yes, that other chick is very very very tall.

Looks like a pleasant weather day! happy.gif

 
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'neady
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Re: I ended up wearing the sofa dress

June 10 2012, 3:08 PM 

Nice happy.gif

 
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Re: I ended up wearing the sofa dress

June 10 2012, 4:04 PM 

Very nice happy.gif


 
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Balti
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Re: I ended up wearing the sofa dress

June 10 2012, 4:12 PM 

The yellow dress was in the back of my closet for 14 years. I wouldn't have purchased that awful thing on my own.

The other bridesmaid is very tall, and I'm very short. And she had higher heels. (I'm 5'0", and I think she's at least 5'9".) Also, she's 19, and I'm 41.

Gotta look at "snakes in the dress."

 
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Balti
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Re: I ended up wearing the sofa dress

June 10 2012, 4:20 PM 

Oh god. Stare at the back of that lady's shirt, and make up a talking character from Pee Wee's playhouse.

Undergarments, ladies. Undergarments.

 
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Re: I ended up wearing the sofa dress

June 10 2012, 5:21 PM 

I've always thought if I can make the bride both laugh and cry during a wedding, I've done my job well... Sounds like a good ceremony.

 
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Kohsblocks
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Re: I ended up wearing the sofa dress

June 10 2012, 5:35 PM 

Back fat is a tough-y. Seriously. It's one of those things that creeps up on ya!!!!!

She needs a different bra and some spanks type items.

 
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