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Johnny Depp

June 19 2012 at 4:36 PM
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Split from Vanessa Paradis after 14 years and two kids.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 19 2012, 5:10 PM 

That was like a month ago...

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 19 2012, 5:13 PM 

It's officially official now though, AC. It was just officially gossip before.

DIBS ON JOHNNY OVER JO!





 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 19 2012, 5:23 PM 

Huh. Bummer.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 19 2012, 6:54 PM 

I read about this today and took it upon myself to announce it over the loud speaker at work.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 6:45 AM 

Now millions of middle-aged women can fantasize that they actually have a chance at Depp.

At least until he hooks up with a 20 year-old in a few months.

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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 7:01 AM 

I'd imagine he's hooked up with a few of them already.

The Olsen twins have the 'look' he likes. Bitches

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 8:26 AM 

Behold, Johnny Depp's "type":

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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 10:16 AM 

It seems like he broke up with Winona just a few years ago.


 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 10:19 AM 

He always looks like he needs to wash his hair.


 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 10:26 AM 

He probably reeks of cig smoke . . . he's all yours, Jo.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 10:38 AM 

One of the coolest men in acting.  Anything else I'm reading here is just sour grapes.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 11:42 AM 

HA! And I get slammed for not encouraging dissent!

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 12:15 PM 

LOL @ his type!!

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 12:20 PM 

I assumed that was because he banged one of the Olsen twins recently, supposedly?

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 2:10 PM 

I'll take his unwashed locks and ciggiescent anytime.

Makes one wonder about Winona a little. Burton's 'Frankenweenie' is due out soon and Winona did voiceovers for a character. Burton and Depp are besties so I'd imagine Winona and Depp may have crossed paths.

Bitch as well

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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 3:26 PM 

Since we are already fantasizing (you know you are), what would you do if you found yourself sitting next to him on an airplane? I know, how did you get in first class?

Would you nerd out? Try to act cool? Ask a million questions? Act like you were sleeping? Offer some chocolate? some blow? Ask him to sign your copy of Skymall for your 'friend'?

I'd probably engage in a million questions and ask about all the places their careers took them and what favorite parts they had even though before I even got my first question out they'd probably cue in and have to 'go use the restroom' and be gone for a long time. (I like run on sentences.)

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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 3:38 PM 

That's a good question. IMO, there are three types of celebrities:

1. Those that crave attention.
2. Those that politely accept their fame.
3. Those that want nothing to do with their fame.

I would test the waters to find out which he really is and respect whatever it ends up being. Of course, everyone has a bad day, too. I enjoy sleeping on planes. I wouldn't want the person next to me yapping my ear off. I can respect a celebrity that would feel the same way.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 3:54 PM 

I don't talk to regular people on airplanes. I find that phenomena so strange. People who spend hours telling you their life story. It weirds me out.





 
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June 20 2012, 4:05 PM 

Oh Anny, Anny, Anny... you are going to have a long flight to Israel.

I've had some really great conversations on long flights. You just have to know when to quit and take a break. I have this thing about me though that invites people to talk to me and tell me strange things. I don't know what it is but mostly it is interesting when people do that.

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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 4:07 PM 

please don't talk to me on an airplane. I'll just sit in my own little space and you sit in yours and we'll pretend we're not inches apart, mmmkay?

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 4:21 PM 

Exactly, Appy.

I have learned to give off the Don't Talk To Me vibe, Bider. I just want to read my book or work on my puzzles or whatev. And I have to have the window seat too. I have space issues and having the window helps.





 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 4:29 PM 

I feel more claustrophobic with the window seat but I prefer it because then you don't have people climbing over you.

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June 20 2012, 5:00 PM 

I HAVE to have the aisle seat. I loathe having to ask someone to please let me pass to go potty, LOATHE it.

I normally don't talk to anyone sitting besides me, but if they do, I don't mind it, for a while. That way, I've got to know pretty interesting people from around the world, from this elderly gentleman who was a mega super rich guy from Germany (we were on a flight through Latin America, he didn't speak any Spanish and none of the flight attendants spoke any English, so I helped him) to this huge Marine who had served in a base in Ecuador.

I generally like people, and when I travel alone I must look miserable, because somebody always talks to me, always.

I know, some day I will be targeted by a serial killer.


 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 5:06 PM 

I have an iron bladder, so I like the window seat so I don't get trampled on the whole flight.

Emokid is throwing slomo dove at my face, I guess that means he flipped me the bird

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 6:16 PM 

under 3 hrs a window is great to snooze against.

Over 3, aisle for loo trips.

As for chatting, no rules. Read peeps body language and hopefully they read mine. Travelers can be a joy or a curse.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 7:24 PM 

Always the window if I can. I've never had to use a airplane bathroom. I put in my head phones, lean my head against the window and try not to interact with anyone until we've landed.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 7:29 PM 

-stares @ Rory in awe-

but you flew to Europe.

No tiddles?

Iron bladder II

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 22 2012, 2:41 PM 

I guess a few months was pushing it.

Depp is already rumored to be dating Amber Heard, his 26 year-old costar from The Rum Diaries.

And in even creepier Depp news... he's been seen out hitting the town with Marilyn Manson.

Rock on, Scissorhands.

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Re: Johnny Depp

June 22 2012, 2:53 PM 

But??!! Amber Heard is gay!

"The 'Zombieland' and 'Pineapple Express' star, who will soon appear as Jonny Depp's love interest in 'The Rum Diaries,' came out with her girlfriend, photographer Tasya van Ree, whom she has been dating since 2008."

Wow, Johnny really has super powers if he can reverse "born this way".

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/06/amber-heard-lesbian_n_792419.html





 
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June 22 2012, 5:24 PM 

She's Bi.

Besides, I'm pretty sure it has been universally acknowledged that sexual orientation does not apply to potential relationships with Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Shakira, or Kate Beckinsale.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 22 2012, 5:26 PM 

That's an interesting list.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 22 2012, 5:28 PM 

Anon's ET joke was great. I almost LOL'd. I almost never LOL. I keep it inside. I push it down with the rest of the stuff in my gut.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 22 2012, 5:34 PM 

Aside from the list being interesting, Hep just implied that he's bi for Johnny and Brad.

I'm not bi for the girls he listed, but I am bi for Beyonce.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 22 2012, 7:11 PM 

I would switch teams for Selma Hayek and any Olympic athlete from Brazil. Of course, it's easy to say that when my statistical probability of being killed by terrorists is 322% higher than the likelihood of meeting an elite beach volleyball player who wants to be my love muffin.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 22 2012, 8:55 PM 

I honestly cannot think of a single female I would switch teams for, for realz.





 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 22 2012, 8:56 PM 

*cries softly*

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 22 2012, 9:07 PM 

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETA: What the heck is Ruby doing and why am I not seeing you this weekend?






    
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 22 2012, 10:16 PM 

Ruby is down there on vacation, but I don't have any plans to go down there in the near future.  Guitar Boy does want to find this place down there though.  We went to the one in Vegas and it was great.

http://www.hashhouseagogo.com/


 
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