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Johnny Depp

June 19 2012 at 4:36 PM
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Split from Vanessa Paradis after 14 years and two kids.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 19 2012, 5:10 PM 

That was like a month ago...

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 19 2012, 5:13 PM 

It's officially official now though, AC. It was just officially gossip before.

DIBS ON JOHNNY OVER JO!





 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 19 2012, 5:14 PM 

Walt's hairy asshole.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 19 2012, 5:23 PM 

Huh. Bummer.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 19 2012, 6:54 PM 

I read about this today and took it upon myself to announce it over the loud speaker at work.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 6:45 AM 

Now millions of middle-aged women can fantasize that they actually have a chance at Depp.

At least until he hooks up with a 20 year-old in a few months.

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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 7:01 AM 

I'd imagine he's hooked up with a few of them already.

The Olsen twins have the 'look' he likes. Bitches

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 7:56 AM 

Behold, Johnny Depp's "type":

[linked image]

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 8:26 AM 

Behold, Johnny Depp's "type":

[linked image]

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 10:16 AM 

It seems like he broke up with Winona just a few years ago.


 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 10:19 AM 

He always looks like he needs to wash his hair.


 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 10:26 AM 

He probably reeks of cig smoke . . . he's all yours, Jo.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 10:38 AM 

One of the coolest men in acting.  Anything else I'm reading here is just sour grapes.

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 11:42 AM 

HA! And I get slammed for not encouraging dissent!

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 12:15 PM 

LOL @ his type!!

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 12:20 PM 

I assumed that was because he banged one of the Olsen twins recently, supposedly?

 
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 2:10 PM 

I'll take his unwashed locks and ciggiescent anytime.

Makes one wonder about Winona a little. Burton's 'Frankenweenie' is due out soon and Winona did voiceovers for a character. Burton and Depp are besties so I'd imagine Winona and Depp may have crossed paths.

Bitch as well

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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 3:26 PM 

Since we are already fantasizing (you know you are), what would you do if you found yourself sitting next to him on an airplane? I know, how did you get in first class?

Would you nerd out? Try to act cool? Ask a million questions? Act like you were sleeping? Offer some chocolate? some blow? Ask him to sign your copy of Skymall for your 'friend'?

I'd probably engage in a million questions and ask about all the places their careers took them and what favorite parts they had even though before I even got my first question out they'd probably cue in and have to 'go use the restroom' and be gone for a long time. (I like run on sentences.)

"Ta Friggin da"





    
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Re: Johnny Depp

June 20 2012, 3:38 PM 

That's a good question. IMO, there are three types of celebrities:

1. Those that crave attention.
2. Those that politely accept their fame.
3. Those that want nothing to do with their fame.

I would test the waters to find out which he really is and respect whatever it ends up being. Of course, everyone has a bad day, too. I enjoy sleeping on planes. I wouldn't want the person next to me yapping my ear off. I can respect a celebrity that would feel the same way.

 
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