How do get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

Why did the star get up at midnight?
Because it had to twinkle.

One of my favorites is still a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks why the long face?

Why don't Seagulls live by the bay? Because then they'd be bagels.

"Ta Friggin da"

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?



An investigator. Har har har.

"I don't really know, but I suspect the addition of nuts." - Squid

How do you change a lightbulb?

According to leading psychiatrists,
It takes along time, and the lightbulb has to want to change....






Everybody..Have fun tonight.
Everybody.....Wang Chung tonight.....

This is one my kiddo made up all by himself several months ago (he's 3):

Knock knock

Who's there?

Duck

Duck who?

AFLAC!!!!!!!!!

How did I miss this thread? A redneck iPad: