Why don't you do the universe a favor; Jump into the air, do a triple-backflip, and vanish into your own asshole.

Wow! sounds like someone is getting ready for the summer olympics!

Is anyone excited for the Olympics?

You know who was good at that? Orko from the He-Man cartoon.

Ha! I haven't thought of Orko in many years.

Back for more DV?

Not the summer olympics... although I always end up watching some male gymnastics.

How can you not be excited for the summer Olympics? You prefer the fake winter ones?

"Me and my tampon, just kickin' it." Cornbread McIncest

I revoke your canadian citizenship.

I was never a HeMan fan.

Is synchronized swimming still a sport?

Yes. Unfortunately.

DV, who is this Walt character?

Orko! That's so WIN!

I love the summer Olympics. Well, the track and field is pretty boring though.

It's from the oscar winning movie, Men at Work, with Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez.

[Carl and James playing Trivial Pursuit]
Carl: What does a phrenologist feel and interpret?
James: The size of Walt's asshole. A phrenologist feels and interprets the bumps on your head. Skull features.
James: Who was Richard Nixon's chief of staff during the final days of Watergate?
Carl: Oprah Winfrey.

LOL! Track and field is my fav!

"Me and my tampon, just kickin' it." Cornbread McIncest

I LOVE IT, I had to write it down.

Freddie, I assure if I could pull off a trick like that, I would do it all the time.

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