The sheets don't line up....?
As in two-ply and the perfs weren't in the same place?
That happens sometimes when the wife starts a new roll.
And after I flip the roll so the paper dispenses off the top instead of down the wall,
(handy for the dispenser on the wall across from the stool)
I find that the reason the perfs don't line up is because one of the plys has been spun
off inadvertently when the roll was started and taking a single ply layer and pulling it
around, the sheet perfs will thusly line back up.
Gotta be the Toilet Trooper.
Sorry no bathroom humor......
But I did hear this a while ago,
Old Joe goes back to see his doctor after some earlier tests.
The doctor says to him, "Joe, I've got no good news for ya.
First, you've got cancer.
Secondly, you're suffering deep into Alzheimer's."
Joe looks at him and says,
"Wow. Well, at least I ain't got cancer!"
Everybody..Have fun tonight.
Everybody.....Wang Chung tonight.....