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July 5 2012 at 8:46 PM

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Do you go for comfort or practicality? Back in my pre-wedded, baby days, I spent the big bucks on the lotion Charmin stuff. Feels good, leaves no tell-tale white boogers behind.

These days I go for the Food Lion store brand 360 one-ply something or other, because it does the job and the kids don't clog the toilet up with it (as much.)

And the flap GOES OVER THE TOP.

 
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July 5 2012, 8:52 PM 

I used to be all about Cottonelle, until I recently discovered Walmart Great Value brand tp. It's ultra soft, super thick, and CHEAP. The only way I go back to Cottonelle anymore is when I can catch it on sale cheaper than the Walmart tp.

And yes, flap goes over the top every time, all the time.

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July 6 2012, 12:43 AM 

I used to get  Kirkland brand  but it bugged me that the sheets didn't line up right.

Now I have Northern and I hope I like it because I got about 30 rolls.

Horray for Costco!

Over the top.


 
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July 6 2012, 6:05 AM 

What's with all this over the top!?!?!?

It's toilet paper, it goes under the bottom

 
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July 6 2012, 7:11 AM 

I don't really care. As long as my ass and hoo hoo are free from waste, I'm good.

I think we have Angel Soft right now.

 
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July 6 2012, 7:40 AM 

Cushy Tush.


 
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July 6 2012, 11:57 AM 

I learned from when the kitties were small that it goes over the top. If you do it the other way it just begs to be pawed and pulled until it is all over the bathroom floor.





 
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July 6 2012, 1:03 PM 

Diesel has been pretty good about not tearing anything in the house up. You can catch him eyeing stuff like he's thinking about attacking but he never does.

What he does do, which annoys the shit out of me, is he throws litter out of the litter box. Not an accidental scoop every now and then, he actually gets in the box and kicks the litter out. Then he looks at me like "clean that shit up you fat bastartd"


 
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July 6 2012, 11:03 PM 

The sheets don't line up....?

As in two-ply and the perfs weren't in the same place?

That happens sometimes when the wife starts a new roll.
And after I flip the roll so the paper dispenses off the top instead of down the wall,
(handy for the dispenser on the wall across from the stool)
I find that the reason the perfs don't line up is because one of the plys has been spun
off inadvertently when the roll was started and taking a single ply layer and pulling it
around, the sheet perfs will thusly line back up.




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Sorry no bathroom humor......
But I did hear this a while ago,

Old Joe goes back to see his doctor after some earlier tests.
The doctor says to him, "Joe, I've got no good news for ya.
First, you've got cancer.
Secondly, you're suffering deep into Alzheimer's."
Joe looks at him and says,
"Wow. Well, at least I ain't got cancer!"







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July 7 2012, 1:11 AM 

lol Jigs, I can totally see a cat having that personality.

 
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July 7 2012, 10:20 PM 

Who cares about toilet paper. The real question is, do you remain sitting to wipe or do you stand??? It seriously never entered my mind that one might take a dump & then stand to try to clean their self off. Answer annon for this if you must. BUT please answer! lol

http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope

 
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July 8 2012, 12:03 PM 


 
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July 8 2012, 2:36 PM 

How would it even be possible to wipe standing up? That's just weird.

You know what else is weird? Toilets in Germany. They all have like a built in shelf that your poop lands on instead of going into the water.

Why? I have no idea. I guess mayby they think they are the Picassos of grunt sculptures and they need those shelves to admire their latest creation.

Weirdos.


 
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July 8 2012, 4:46 PM 

I wonder what the German word for "shit shelf" is?

 
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July 9 2012, 5:07 AM 

Fahrvergnügen

 
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July 9 2012, 6:30 AM 

http://asecular.com/~scott/misc/toilet.htm

"Further research has revealed that the German toilet is in fact designed to facilitate stool examination. This is a wise, healthy practice, argue Germans, a person's best defence against intestinal disease, water-borne parasites or worm-riddled, undercooked pork sausage. While this made perfectly good sense around 1900, thanks to improvements in public health the whole shelf business should have become obsolete shortly after World War II.

Germans, however, see nothing amiss. They actually like their toilets. Some even dislike North American toilets. You splash yourself, they claim."

Hooray for poop research!

 
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July 9 2012, 8:19 AM 

My boyfriend in college stood up to wipe. Weirdest thing I'd ever seen, bathroom-wise.

He also wasn't a big fan of closing the door.

 
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