Seriously - this has to be part of the zing right? Doing it in public and getting away with it?
I still like both of them. Isn't that what 'adult' theaters are kinda FOR? I mean, why do the police even bother arresting dudes in there? So that the God-fearing people of the world can watch the anal violation on the screen without having to see anything in real life?
I'm with Squid on this one. Who actually watches porn just to watch the movie? It's a vehicle to get a job done. I'm pretty sure he wasn't offending anyone else in the theater. They were probably doing the same thing. Anyway, what's the big deal? It's not like they're prostituting. Sit back, relax and "enjoy" the show, I say.
That's why I said the 'being in public' must be part of it. Because of COURSE Willard and Reubens know how to use computers and/or magazines. There's no other explanation for it than, "I get of spanking in quasi public."