Just saying "Hi!".

Did you guys hear Fred Willard joined the Pee-Wee Herman Club of Theater Fappers?

The weather man?

LOL! You mean Willard Scott?

Thank you for that mental image.

Woo Boy.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/07/19/entertainment-us-fredwillard-idUSBRE86I0Y120120719

Seriously - this has to be part of the zing right? Doing it in public and getting away with it?

I still like both of them. Isn't that what 'adult' theaters are kinda FOR? I mean, why do the police even bother arresting dudes in there? So that the God-fearing people of the world can watch the anal violation on the screen without having to see anything in real life?

Weird over all, or am I missing something?

No, just weird.

I'm with Squid on this one. Who actually watches porn just to watch the movie? It's a vehicle to get a job done. I'm pretty sure he wasn't offending anyone else in the theater. They were probably doing the same thing. Anyway, what's the big deal? It's not like they're prostituting. Sit back, relax and "enjoy" the show, I say.

I guess old people really don't know how to use computers.

LOL, Caps!

That's why I said the 'being in public' must be part of it. Because of COURSE Willard and Reubens know how to use computers and/or magazines. There's no other explanation for it than, "I get of spanking in quasi public."

hee Caps

I don't get it either. That 'public' urge must be quite the thing. Your average Joe ok whatevs, but someone with the slightest hint of celebrity? Are they mental?

UPDATE: Fred was fired from his PBS show "Market Warriors" following his arrest for public masterbation.

Wow. Even at 72 you don't know better than to spank the public monkey? I still think he's hilarious.

I'm reaching for a "Best in Show" joke here...

HA LIZZ!

I still got it. I just keep forgetting where I put it.

Isn't he in that new AWfUL "this is your life" type show on one of the networks? Where they do comedy stuff which is NOT comical? .... and obviously leads to sexual deviance.