Can I just tell you that I went out for lunch today and met my Dad at his hangout, sitting with all his buddies... and...
He starts a story, "So I nearly went to the hospital this morning after going to the bathroom, looking down and seeing a bunch of blood in the toilet..."
I almost said, "Beets, right?" - but instead I just listened silently as he told me how my stepmother identified the issue, they went online and yadda.
I was thinking in this order:
1) Why is my Dad talking about his poop while I'm eating a hamburger
2) Why is my Dad telling his friends about his poop
3) Yet another weird synchronicity moment from the Board to my real life. Probably more about it being Beet season than anything, but still...