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Hey TheBOB, quit screwing over Steve!The Donald on Apr 24
 * I'll have a talk with Trudeau, Pierre and I are old friends... Oops!TheBOB on Apr 24
  * Well hurry up! Trump's crying and the milk hasn't even been spilled yet.Pete on Apr 24
   Which caused me to realize...TheBOB on Apr 24
    * Never mind the English, Bob. Trump just slapped your soft wood with a 20% tariff!Pete on Apr 24
     * Who told you?! ...Oh, you mean like pine trees and stuff.TheBOB on Apr 24
    Re: Which caused me to realize...Michael Calkins on Apr 24
     Interesting stuff, Michael...TheBOB on Apr 25
History proves that no good can come of letting refugess overrun your country...Pete on Apr 22
 Re: History proves that no good can come of letting refugess overrun your country...Michael Calkins on Apr 22
  and greed.Michael Calkins on Apr 23
 you could have pointed outMichael Calkins on Apr 22
Where's the USS Waldo?Pete on Apr 20
 Re: Where's the USS Waldo? (2 PS)Michael Calkins on Apr 20
  (URL) Found a few opinionsMichael Calkins on Apr 20
  Tom Clancy wrote a scenario...Michael Calkins on Apr 20
   What, no China or Russia involvement in his book?Pete on Apr 21
    Re: What, no China or Russia involvement in his book?Michael Calkins on Apr 21
     Re: What, no China or Russia involvement in his book?Pete on Apr 22
      More clear thinking, Pete...TheBOB on Apr 22
I was thinking today about a possible terrorist attack in France to give Le Pen a win.Pete on Apr 20
Gotta love those Aussies...Pete on Apr 20
UntitledMichael Calkins on Apr 17
 I am the worst kind of liar.Michael Calkins on Apr 17
  Song audio URLsMichael Calkins on Apr 17
  It's sad watching you agonize like thisSimmons on Apr 17
   Re: It's sad watching you agonize like this (1PS)Michael Calkins on Apr 17
 Easter, and scotus case about church funding.Michael Calkins on Apr 17
 my federal taxes for some years (and work history) (3PS)Michael Calkins on Apr 18
 parodies.Michael Calkins on Apr 18
 opinions for the last few days.Michael Calkins on Apr 22
 Alex Kozinski is wrong.Michael Calkins on Apr 23
Hey Kim, you didn't have your Wheaties!Pete on Apr 15
BLEEPING Media bias and fear mongering is INSANE!SMcNeill on Apr 13
 Washington Post does a much better job on reporting thisSMcNeill on Apr 13
  Re: Washington Post does a much better job on reporting thisMichael Calkins on Apr 13
AsshurMichael Calkins on Apr 12
 The Jews did iconoclasm also.Michael Calkins on Apr 12
 *Nineveh and Calah are <24 miles apart, so maybe weren't 1 metropolis.Michael Calkins on Apr 13
OMG! The media reports a Democrat LIED!SMcNeill on Apr 10
The history of violenceSimmons on Apr 10
resistance distinctions. and Joseph Jakubowski. and Anarchism.Michael Calkins on Apr 9
 Reading about Joseph Jakubowski.Michael Calkins on Apr 9
  *I think there can be correlation of being bullied & craziness. Selffeeding cause/effect.Michael Calkins on Apr 9
Politifact at it's best...SMcNeill on Apr 8
Go to Hell you bugged-eyed bitch!Not Really Ryan on Apr 7
 Wrong again dick breath, Obama asked Congress for re-authorization!Anonymous on Apr 8
  Wrong you fidiot!Pete on Apr 8
   All Trump did was raise gas prices. Jerry Brown will help tooAnonymous on Apr 10
    * So, is that a trick you taught your dog in order to deal with your shortcomings?TheBOB on Apr 10
    * Now I know how Catyln Jenner affords his/her hormone treatments.Pete on Apr 15
Tim Cook is a political ass-hat..Pete on Apr 7
I feel sorry for this woman....SMcNeill on Apr 7
 See-BS News covered it. Snowflakes rosting on an open fire...Pete on Apr 7
  The more details that come out, the kookier it gets...SMcNeill on Apr 7
   We just have high standards...Pete on Apr 7
Well that well integrated peaceful little country of Sweden just got hit again...Pete on Apr 7
 About Trump's war on terrorism...TheBOB on Apr 7
  I looked up integration in the World According to Pete dictionary...Pete on Apr 7
  Re: About Trump's war on terrorism...Michael Calkins on Apr 7
 Re: Well that well integrated peaceful little country of Sweden just got hit again...Michael Calkins on Apr 7
I get all my trusted news from SNA: Sputnik News Agency...Pete on Apr 7
Went to eat with wife. Mentioned Trump would hit Syria within a week. Well...Pete on Apr 6
 Cruise missiles should be used sparingly.Michael Calkins on Apr 7
  am watching the CBS Morning News right now.Michael Calkins on Apr 7
   Why they didn't bomb instead...Pete on Apr 7
    Re: Why they didn't bomb instead...Michael Calkins on Apr 7
     This Syria attack was a unique situation...Pete on Apr 7
      I hadn't considered that aircraft could resist.Michael Calkins on Apr 7
       *I've decided I like Rex Tillerson.Michael Calkins on Apr 10
        *BBC guest is wrong. Cluster bombs are not banned.Michael Calkins on Apr 10
        thoughts on today's newsMichael Calkins on Apr 11
         Re: thoughts on today's news..Michael Calkins on Apr 13
          *Russia says USA helps ISIS. Assad said USA 'works hand in glove with the terrorists'.Michael Calkins on Apr 13
          moreMichael Calkins on Apr 13
          airlines, and korea. (2 PS)Michael Calkins on Apr 14
         North Korea SitutionPete on Apr 14
          Re: North Korea SitutionMichael Calkins on Apr 14
           Re: North Korea SitutionPete on Apr 14
            *Yes, and the troops currently based there.Michael Calkins on Apr 14
Well Steve, even if you don't sell a million e-books you have to feel better than this guyPete on Apr 5
Racial slursMichael Calkins on Apr 5
 * Terms like negro, colored, mulatto, mestizo are not considered slurs.Michael Calkins on Apr 5
 forgot a fewMichael Calkins on Apr 5
 a few more things.Michael Calkins on Apr 5
 *I think the most offensive ones are those that imply subhumanness.Michael Calkins on Apr 5
 Before posting assumptions, you should do some basic researchSMcNeill on Apr 5
  Re: Before posting assumptions, you should do some basic researchMichael Calkins on Apr 5
   google says:Michael Calkins on Apr 5
  Interesting observation, though Steve...TheBOB on Apr 5
   That's a relic.Michael Calkins on Apr 5
    Yes, they should get with the times and call it the NAAPC...Pete on Apr 5
   Re: Interesting observation, though Steve...SMcNeill on Apr 5
    Re: Interesting observation, though Steve.Michael Calkins on Apr 5
     Re: Interesting observation, though Steve.SMcNeill on Apr 5
      Michael needs further clarification...Pete on Apr 5
      *i did say "offensiveness can depend on intent".Michael Calkins on Apr 5
      Discrimination just changes shoes but it never really changes...Pete on Apr 6
       vanishing postsMichael Calkins on Apr 6
        My lost post, reposted... Thank goodness for browser cache and the back arrow.SMcNeill on Apr 6
         about the listMichael Calkins on Apr 6
          Re: about the listSMcNeill on Apr 6
           METV subtitlesMichael Calkins on Apr 6
            A funny look at censorship...TheBOB on Apr 6
             *Jimmy Kimmel does something like that each week.Michael Calkins on Apr 6
             Re: A funny look at censorship...SMcNeill on Apr 6
              porn doesn't require nudity (1 PS)Michael Calkins on Apr 7
               The Williams sistersMichael Calkins on Apr 7
               Re: porn doesn't require nudity (1 PS)SMcNeill on Apr 7
                Re: porn doesn't require nudity (1 PS)Michael Calkins on Apr 7
                what is child porn? (references specific examples)Michael Calkins on Apr 7
                 There's always been a fine line between fine art and porn...TheBOB on Apr 7
                  *agreed. Abuse is harmful. Inflicting harm on someone is criminal.Michael Calkins on Apr 7
                 moreMichael Calkins on Apr 7
                  Re: moreMichael Calkins on Apr 11
 How about STUPID FUCKING TEXAN ASSHOLE POOR WHITE BOY? *Anonymous on Apr 5
  * Might as well face it you're a DICK TED to luv.Robert Palmer on Apr 5
  :-DMichael Calkins on Apr 5
 Going through the Wikipedia lists...Michael Calkins on Apr 5
Trump needs to put his support into small business.Pete on Apr 4
 Now you are talking about the other GOP asshole that ran for President, thief RomneyAnonymous on Apr 4
  As usual, I have to waste my time explaining to yuo what is obvious to everyone else...Pete on Apr 4
Some people will just have to wait until they die to get clarity.Reaper on Apr 4
 The hitch in the cryogenics plan...TheBOB on Apr 4
  * Don't worry. Eventually science will find a cure for Canada. It's called Global Warming.Pete on Apr 4
  *(URL)Michael Calkins on Apr 4
   So, what are you saying, Michael...TheBOB on Apr 5
    Re: So, what are you saying, Michael...Michael Calkins on Apr 5
     * I thought the term was well known in the English speaking world--anyway, just kidding.TheBOB on Apr 5
      *OK. Some more googling suggested that it is known in Britain also.Michael Calkins on Apr 5
Why I'm glad my kid doesn't want a job in high tech...Pete on Apr 4
 Re: Why I'm glad my kid doesn't want a job in high tech...SMcNeill on Apr 4
  The secret to success is pretty simple, at least it is for me.Pete on Apr 4
How many years has McDonalds taken off your life? Finally switching to fresh beef.Pete on Apr 4
 * I always used to ask, "Quarter pound of *what* with cheese?"TheBOB on Apr 4
  Lucky for you, no one ever gave you an answer...Pete on Apr 4
Hurry up and build that wall then throw our wack-hole journalists over it.Pete on Apr 3
 *Why couldn't we throw you over it? I like our journalists.Michael Calkins on Apr 3
  Oh, so you like wack-holes that make up fake news, do you?Pete on Apr 3
   Any journalist caught lying should be sacked and ostracized.Michael Calkins on Apr 3
    * Yep, you're easily brainwashed alright.Pete on Apr 3
    *(URL) fake news for both right and leftMichael Calkins on Apr 15
     Fun read...Pete on Apr 16
 Best comment on that article: Mexico is Afghanistan with better hotels.Simmons on Apr 3
  Canada needs to invest in a wall, too.Pete on Apr 3
  We should help them fix it.Michael Calkins on Apr 3
   Well feel free to go to Mexico and try...Pete on Apr 3
I have the solution to weight loss. Just don't get fat!Pete on Apr 3
 If you don't want to gain weight, Pete, stay young...TheBOB on Apr 3
  See? Pete and Ted aren't the same people, Pete and Bob are...Pete on Apr 3
  Staying young beats counting on science but it would be nice to know the less big picture.Pete on Apr 6
 I dropped 40 pounds on Jenny Craig...Paid Television Actor on Apr 3
Never mind Russia, this horrible thing happened in golf!Pete on Apr 3
 Golf has a lot of wackhole rules...SMcNeill on Apr 3
 Why would anyone take golf seriously anyway?Michael Calkins on Apr 3
  Thems fightin words!Pete on Apr 3
*(URL) Russia has been banning various porn websites.Michael Calkins on Apr 3
Russia is about to ban Jehovah's Witnesses..Michael Calkins on Apr 3
 *(URL) another linkMichael Calkins on Apr 3
 * In Soviet Union you disfellowships JW Church.Comrade Peteski on Apr 3
 *Communism banned ALL religions.Solitaire on Apr 3
  Yes (1 PS)Michael Calkins on Apr 3
   Russia is the final hope for democracy...Edgar Casey on Apr 3
   Pete, you and other Conservatives should love Russia.Michael Calkins on Apr 3
    You make them sound like Liberals to me.Pete on Apr 3
   *(URL) China might be killing Falun Gong people for their organs.Michael Calkins on Apr 3
 Not that I agree with what they are doingSimmons on Apr 4
  Re: Not that I agree with what they are doingMichael Calkins on Apr 4
 updateMichael Calkins on Apr 5
 *(URLs) The Russian supreme court has upheld the ban. JWs are now banned in Russia.Michael Calkins on Apr 20
Factor tip of the day. Don't listen to Snowflakes when raising a child...Pete on Apr 1
 What you suggested didn't work for me#90sKid on Apr 1
 I had to laugh...TheBOB on Apr 2
  Something weird started happening nearly 20 years ago...Pete on Apr 2
   I remember it as 40 years ago...TheBOB on Apr 2
   *reflected in TV?... perhaps a self-feeding cause-effect cycle, with kids imitating TV?Michael Calkins on Apr 3
    * You mean like me and Yosemite Sam?Pete on Apr 3
 Blame everything on liberals while you sit back and watch your BLOW JOB GOP LIARS*Mr Obvious on Apr 2
  What kind of union handles liberal blow jobs?Pete on Apr 2
  *Wait... Blow Job Liars.... Are we talking about Bill again?Really Oblivious on Apr 3
   * Clark Kent even had a better disguise using eye glasses than you do using caps.Supergirl on Apr 3
 You can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct - Jurassic ParkSimmons on Apr 3
  This is why I cannot be a Liberal in American society today...Pete on Apr 3
Can we please have some privacy around here?Pete on Mar 31
 Re: Can we please have some privacy around here?Michael Calkins on Mar 31
Good news on the oil front. U.S. exports more than Saudis.Pete on Mar 29
 As a liberal republicanMichael Calkins on Mar 30
  Invalid assumption...Pete on Mar 30
   *Those lawsuits should be dismissed immediately.Michael Calkins on Mar 30
    Yeah, so should the bullshit ones against Trump's travel ban and sanctuary city policy...Pete on Mar 30
wackhole moralitymn on Mar 29
 Whateve you have to tell yourself to get up in the morning...Not Really Ted on Mar 29
  what the hell is your deal, pete?mn on Mar 29
   I sometimes wonder if Pete and Ted are the same personSimmons on Mar 29
    * My hunch is there's only one TedPete at this forum and right now, he's having issues.Pete on Mar 29
    well have fun with itmn on Mar 29
     Are you still going to ghost around the Code forum?Simmons on Mar 29
      to answer your questionmn on Mar 29
       * Shalom lekha, und bis Wiedersehen.Michael Calkins on Mar 30
    *well saidMichael Calkins on Mar 30
  *oh yeah, let some pompous piece of shit explain "karma." then have ted explain manners!mn on Mar 29
   * I'm fine with that. So go ahead and try to explain Karma, you pompous piece of shit.Pete on Mar 29
    yeah, alright.mn on Mar 29
     * Great. Have fun being someone elses high maintenance bitch.Drain the Swamp on Mar 29
  *whatever-- see what it gets you. maybe youll wake the fuck up, some morning.mn on Mar 29
coal, etc...Michael Calkins on Mar 28
 * Or how about a larger group of hillbillies like you and the oil industry?Pete on Mar 28
  moderate oil production will be necessary for the forseeable future.Michael Calkins on Mar 28
   We will never be taken over by the White Man...Chief Shitting Bull on Mar 28
    That's beyong wrong, and gets into evil and idiotic.Michael Calkins on Mar 28
     You must be suffering from osteocephaly.Pete on Mar 28
      *Chinese visiting California will be taking American ideas and culture back home.Michael Calkins on Mar 28
       You really do live in podunk USA...Pete on Mar 28
        and you think california is the whole countrymn on Mar 28
         * China 3x more pop than USA. Yet we import much more than they buy from us. Case closed.Pete on Mar 28
          *yeah, because they sell cheap shit-- your point doesnt address what michael said thoughmn on Mar 28
           *and you *totally missed* that stuff bought here is a status symbol theremn on Mar 28
            *Yeah, because they dont like playing golf with old white men!Not really Pete on Mar 28
             *well neither do i-- i must be part asian!mn on Mar 28
              * Maybe, or just another White guy with meager life experiences.Pete on Mar 28
               *oh, piss off. whats your "precise definition" of a stable export economy?whogas on Mar 28
          *take that 3x (or the differences in importing) and factor our costs vs theirs+get back2memn on Mar 28
         I think all of us have regional pride. (PS)Michael Calkins on Mar 28
          nopemn on Mar 29
           I love Hollywood.Michael Calkins on Mar 29
            more on California (1 PS)Michael Calkins on Mar 29
             now pete has a point...mn on Mar 29
              oh, a clarificationmn on Mar 29
               sigh...mn on Mar 29
              I could have phrased it differently..Michael Calkins on Mar 30
             forgot a fewMichael Calkins on Mar 29
              i doubt all regulation is unconstitutionalmn on Mar 29
               where i get that is...mn on Mar 29
            You got the more on part below right...Not Really Ted on Mar 29
             Re: You got the more on part below right...Michael Calkins on Mar 30
              *perhaps lowercase "central California" and uppercase "Northern California"?Michael Calkins on Mar 30
              I practiced in the Silicon Valley in the beautiful little community of Saratoga.Pete on Mar 30
             *'The world is not in your books and maps. It's out there.'-GandalfMichael Calkins on Apr 1
        * It's worse than that-- I think a California GOLF COURSE is the whole country!Not really Pete on Mar 28
         *which is pretty funny,as its that kind of demographic "projection" that lost hillary 2016mn on Mar 28
         * Who cares what the Midwest thinks? We know better!Hillarys campaign & Petes pundit perspective on Mar 28
          *now michael-- if west usa cares nothing what your REGION thinks-- federal laws? no ty!mn on Mar 28
       you were right about that part. and mc, if youre looking for "meager life experiences"mn on Mar 29
        * There you go again talking out of your wack-hole, wack-hole.Pete on Mar 29
    WHAT YEAR IS IT?mn on Mar 28
    *Oil in the ground is oil in the bank. Leave some for the future.Michael Calkins on Mar 28
     *you have to think about the next quarter, michaelshe blows oil wells for quarters on Mar 28
      *p.s. i realize texas != midwest-- thats only to resolve any missing of the point i mademn on Mar 28
       *if pete thinks the west coast has MORE sense than the rest of usa, hes really gone nativemn on Mar 28
        *VE AHH ZA SMAHTEST CONTREEEEE IN ZA WHOLE CONTREEEEE!'NATOR for President on Mar 28
 Tar Sands? We call them oil sands around these parts.Simmons on Mar 28
  a bit defensiveMichael Calkins on Mar 28
   *wealth as in value, not necessarily as in getting rich.Michael Calkins on Mar 28
   My post may have been informed by a couple cheap beers.Simmons on Mar 29
    *To hell with coffee, I only drink absinthe at work.TheBOB's Hipster Douchebag Cousin on Mar 29
     *Probably a brand I've never heard ofSimmons on Mar 29
    OKMichael Calkins on Mar 30
     I'm not sure what the Urals are like to compareSimmons on Mar 30
      Your house must look damn funny...Pete on Mar 30
       Re: Your house must look damn funny...Michael Calkins on Mar 30
        It's kind of a shame some humans think killing animals is fun...Pete on Mar 30
        *Dad says the hunter was the optician's father.Michael Calkins on Apr 3
       I definitely would keep my hunting life separate from my busines.Simmons on Mar 30
      CoolMichael Calkins on Mar 30
       That is quite a list.Simmons on Mar 31
        Russia, Russia, Russia!Marsha Brady on Mar 31
         *California did a confiscation? they didn't grandfather existing owners? incredibe!Michael Calkins on Mar 31
         *You have a lot of extremely anti-American politicians in your state.Michael Calkins on Mar 31
          This state is about as Liberal as they come.Pete on Mar 31
           *That would be Progressive, not Liberal.Michael Calkins on Apr 1
            * There's no difference. Just like there are only two genders.Pete on Apr 1
            *(URL)Michael Calkins on Apr 1
             (BFD)Pete on Apr 1
           I think you hit one of the great misconceptions of gun owners on the headSimmons on Apr 1
        Re: That is quite a list. (1 PS)Michael Calkins on Mar 31
     more rambling...Michael Calkins on Mar 30
      side note:Michael Calkins on Mar 30
       * Lakes nicely stocked with mosquitoes the size of F15s.Pete on Mar 30
        *That would be a problem. Suitable clothing would be needed then.Michael Calkins on Mar 30
       Skip Alberta for lakesSimmons on Mar 31
      some clarificationMichael Calkins on Mar 30
       Re: some clarificationMichael Calkins on Mar 30
       *I looked at some pictures of the Urals, and the northern Rockies are quite similarSimmons on Apr 1
Holy misprint caped crusader!Robin on Mar 28
 *Oh no! The misogyny! I need a safe space with some puppies stat!Simmons on Mar 29
  *You need the Linux Club Sub-Forum for that. No puppies, but it has one snowflake penguin.Pete on Mar 29
   (*URL) Not entirely true...Anonymous on Apr 1
    *NiceSimmons on Apr 1
  In "hindsight" simmons, "Holy misogyny" would have been funnier!Pete on Apr 1
Trump needs more small business people, not these wack-holes.Pete on Mar 27
 Well at least Trump got in 12 rounds of golf at over one million per round expenses. *Dump Trump on Mar 27
Fake News Running ScaredPete on Mar 27
 *I'm pretty sure they've just implemented that google AI to filter out "hate" speechSimmons on Mar 27
  *why does google hate speech?mn on Mar 27
   * ******* **** Shit, *****, Hillary, *****, Asshole, **** Fuck?Snowflake Filter: ON on Mar 27
    *i guess it depends who youre talking to.mn on Mar 27
    * You forgot Barbara Streisand.Michael Calkins on Mar 27
     * good movie!mn on Mar 28
a little gift to big tobacco from obama in 2009-- no "flavors" except menthol!mn on Mar 26
 * If ony they could make marijuana flavored cigarettes... Oh, and donut flavored.Pete on Mar 26
  hmm... you know what? its probably worth a ban on cloves to legalize potmn on Mar 26
   * Actually I just read a post from Steve and now I'm off to invent donut flavored joints.Pete on Mar 26
Time travel gets old fast...Pete on Mar 26
 Re: Space, matter, time - from a husbands perspective.Pete on Mar 26
 Reading that reminded meMichael Calkins on Mar 26
  *i hear turning 40 is more or less like that, toomn on Mar 26
 * I wonder what Bill would have to say about all of this?General Covariance on Mar 26
  it turns out bill hasnt spent a lot of time on the forum latelymn on Mar 26
 Here's my theory:SMcNeill on Mar 26
heres something no one here ever expected to seemn on Mar 25
 *that's you?Michael Calkins on Mar 25
  *40 in less than 5 years!mn on Mar 25
   *also, yesmn on Mar 25
   Re: *40 in less than 5 years!Michael Calkins on Mar 25
    youre doing it wrongmn on Mar 25
 * WRONG! I've seen Eggo Waffles before. That was the ad on the page when I clicked link.Pete on Mar 26
  have you ever seen anyone lego their eggos though?mn on Mar 26
   * I also saw some images of lego-shaped Eggos--build before you eat.TheBOB on Mar 26
  * If you expected to see Eggo waffles, you should get your ESP measured!Not really Uri Geller on Mar 26
 I'll show you mine if you show me yourslkt153 on Apr 12
  * Awwww!TheBOB on Apr 12
The truth about Obamacare (and why Republicans are also idiots)SMcNeill on Mar 25
 *I said 'specifically', and that it might not be authorized by 'necessary and proper'Michael Calkins on Mar 25
I havent been following Ryan Care that muchSimmons on Mar 25
 Re: I havent been following Ryan Care that muchPete on Mar 25
hank unruh pretends to rep for the world trade org on remote worker management technologymn on Mar 24
I wish you could meet my douchebag cousin! But you cant because he lives in Canada...Not really TheBOB on Mar 24
if i designed a new sort of forum, one feature id try outmn on Mar 24
 Kinja sorta does this.Anonymous on Mar 24
  *thats cool. though i wouldnt use a gawker site if they paid me to use itmn on Mar 24
   I'll give you one billion dollars to use a gawker site...TheBOB on Mar 24
    *lol, i think id make an exception there (if it were real money, vs. canadian)mn on Mar 24
     * comedy = what a comedian does -- canady = what a canadian doesmn on Mar 24
   The only current alternatives to Kinja, as far as I knowAnonymous on Mar 24
    retooling diaspora with the couple of necessary features its missing would probably bemn on Mar 24
     *oops, sorry- opal is actually a real javascript tool.mn on Mar 24
      * You're a real JavaScript tool.TheBOB's Hipster Douchebag Cousin on Mar 24
       * LOL--This is like listening to a conversation between Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy!TheBOB on Mar 25
        * Gee, you're old! How 'bout Jim Henson and Kermit, at least!TheBOB's Hipster Douchebag Cousin on Mar 25
         *oh no! hes escaped and now TheBOB is using him, too! (just as i planned...)mn on Mar 25
     * Ah, I forgot about Diaspora. I haven't seen any sites using it, so it slipped my mind...Anonymous on Mar 24
*what the hell just happened?????not really the congressional medal of honor on Mar 23
 *?Michael Calkins on Mar 23
  *was meant as response to not really biden-- i cant believe they tarnished it with himmn on Mar 23
   *you think thats bad, they gave me the good husband award and good president awardnot really bj clinton on Mar 23
    *incredibly, this is still worse.mn on Mar 23
   *medal of freedom, not medal of honor.Michael Calkins on Mar 23
    * sh**, youre right-- good point and thanks for reminding memn on Mar 23
The state of American HealthcareSMcNeill on Mar 23
 While you're waiting, switch hands for a week...Dr. Von Clippy on Mar 23
  ok, but where is the real ted?mn on Mar 23
   I think it's pretty Obvious, Mr...TheBOB on Mar 24
    *i thought we just talked over him with punsmn on Mar 24
 Also true for us Canadian "Americans"...TheBOB on Mar 23
  * P.S. Same thing goes for teachers.TheBOB on Mar 23
  *Bob, are you sure you live in Toronto? You don't have that smug accent.Simmons on Mar 24
   *geez, i know just what you mean. its like the hipster douchebag capital afactmn on Mar 24
    * Please, you don't know *anything* about Toronto.TheBOB's Hipster Douchebag Cousin on Mar 24
     *they only let thebob stay there because hes an artist!mn on Mar 24
      * You only know *one thing* about Toronto.TheBOB's Hipster Douchebag Cousin on Mar 24
 Where Republicans can share some of the blame...Pete on Mar 23
  a few thoughtsMichael Calkins on Mar 23
   "our goal is a global free market"mn on Mar 23
    china cheatsMichael Calkins on Mar 23
     you, stop being full of democrap--mn on Mar 23
      for bonus points, spot the globalist in trumpmn on Mar 23
       *thats ok, im running chelsea against trump next term!not really hillary clinton on Mar 23
        *aw, f*** my a**mn on Mar 23
         *not young enough!not really biden on Mar 23
       Re: for bonus points, spot the globalist in trumpMichael Calkins on Mar 23
        *the 5th amendment could have some effect on interrogative torture.Michael Calkins on Mar 23
        *and his anti-immigration stance makes him the opposite of globalist.Michael Calkins on Mar 23
         is anything really that simple?mn on Mar 24
          if you think im just not paying attention, think of a president as a salesmanmn on Mar 24
           of course thats a liberal president. if it were a republican it would be WAR ON DIRT!mn on Mar 24
            *lolMichael Calkins on Mar 24
        You've got it backwards:SMcNeill on Mar 23
         *yeah, basically thismn on Mar 23
         Re: You've got it backwards:Michael Calkins on Mar 23
          now youve really got it backwardsmn on Mar 23
           UghMichael Calkins on Mar 24
            moreMichael Calkins on Mar 24
             i know what you meanmn on Mar 24
         *isn't social security the government forcing us to buy a pension/disability insurance?Michael Calkins on Mar 25
          *ask petemn on Mar 25
        if you say "Bush's warrantless surveillance might be a breach of..."mn on Mar 23
      national sovereigntyMichael Calkins on Mar 23
       thats just the state version though...mn on Mar 23
        *thanks for clarifying on the tone.Michael Calkins on Mar 23
         * yw, i think i probably owe you that much at this point-- thank you toomn on Mar 23
     But by what standard?SMcNeill on Mar 23
      Re: But by what standard?Michael Calkins on Mar 23
   Campaign promises.Michael Calkins on Mar 24
    *and that might (or might not) be sarcasm. (but my golf comments weren't).Michael Calkins on Mar 24
    called it, sort ofmn on Mar 24
    sarcasm asideMichael Calkins on Mar 24
     *oh, i wasnt kidding either. its just something i factor into everyone that takes officemn on Mar 24
    oh! i forgot a few.Michael Calkins on Mar 25
     Re: oh! i forgot a few.mn on Mar 25
      *Put us in a row, string barbed wire on us, and we'd be a no-tresspass fence.Michael Calkins on Mar 25
       *i had no idea what you meant until i looked it up. how about that?mn on Mar 25
      distraction, etc (2 PS)Michael Calkins on Mar 25
       the fact that they cant get prophecy right the first time says a lot.mn on Mar 25
        i dont know if this episode is currently available, but here is south parkmn on Mar 25
         *that one isnt a parody-- it just tells it as accurately as possible, which is funnymn on Mar 25
          Yeah, south park mocks everyone.Michael Calkins on Mar 25
           *like i said, they werent even mocking it that time. just presenting the story.mn on Mar 25
            *you can get the same story written down, but it wont be as entertainingmn on Mar 25
        interpretationsMichael Calkins on Mar 25
         why i dont take the end of the bible seriouslymn on Mar 25
       governments and religionsMichael Calkins on Mar 25
        no.mn on Mar 25
         *I didn't mean that as proof of current fulfillment, but as guessing about preconditionsMichael Calkins on Mar 25
          * alrightmn on Mar 25
       Reminds me of "The Rapture" with Mimi Rogers.Michael Calkins on Mar 25
        *a former scientologist, and cruises first wife (shes the one that got him into it)mn on Mar 25
         she could be a heathen, satanist witchMichael Calkins on Mar 25
          *were you just stating a fact, or holding it against her?Michael Calkins on Mar 25
          Ugh.Michael Calkins on Mar 25
           hahahahahamn on Mar 25
        *Hell, Purgatory with (pre-reduction) Mimi Rogers would be Heaven! Annihilationism sucks.Michael Calkins on Apr 21
       *forgot Ezekiel chapter 9Michael Calkins on Mar 27
    *what's with the talk now of fixing obamacare? the promise is repeal, not fix.Michael Calkins on Mar 25
     * https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/backpedalingmn on Mar 25
    2 more flip flops?Michael Calkins on Apr 4
     *Why does Trump suddenly dislike Assad? Assad has been committing atrocities for years.Michael Calkins on Apr 6
      *In other words, why are these dead babies different from the earlier dead babies?Michael Calkins on Apr 6
       Simple, because these dead babies happened under Trump's watch...Pete on Apr 6
Yet another mass attack leaving 4 dead, over 20 injured...SMcNeill on Mar 22
 I have more outrage about "education." Two dead, 20 injured in China.Pete on Mar 22
my reply to some lunatic that thinks 500 pronouns would helpmn on Mar 21
 *and i demand to be addressed as sir bottlzweigzee-ecky-ecky-ecky-ziptang-boingmn on Mar 21
  *I have nothing but respect for the shrubbery communitySimmons on Mar 22
   i can tell you where i draw the line with them, toomn on Mar 22
    I know right?Simmons on Mar 22
     * That tree was wanted in 10 states, so in fact, you were aboring a fugitive.Pete on Mar 22
      *I see what you did thereSimmons on Mar 22
      *oh, not again. leaf tree puns out of it...mn on Mar 22
       * Oak-kay. Pine by me.Pete on Mar 22
        *olive and let live, now? thats knot what you said yesterday.mn on Mar 22
         * Well, I'm a poplar-ist now, so ashcuuuuse me.Pete on Mar 22
          * Aren't you guys sycamore puns by now?TheBOB on Mar 22
           *we were going to stop, but decided to stick with itmn on Mar 22
           * No! We love olive them.Pete on Mar 22
            *ted will probably bark at us to stop. but hes not ted anymore, hes anony-moss.mn on Mar 22
             *you guys are cluttering the forum-- this is a clear-cut violation of the tos!not really ted on Mar 22
              * FLOCK YEW!Pete on Mar 22
               * this is fun, i dont know who to root formn on Mar 22
                * Yes, pecan a winner is difficult.Pete on Mar 22
                 * if ted won that would be nutsmn on Mar 22
             * Ted might not bark, but a dogwood.TheBOB on Mar 22
              *he will probably lichen some part of it to racismmn on Mar 22
               * Yeah, Ted always has somethin' to peach about.Pete on Mar 22
                *the word youre looking for is birch, he will birch about anythingmn on Mar 22
                 * I could pear less.Pete on Mar 22
                  *really? you seem unusually chippermn on Mar 22
                   * Well I thought I had this in the palm of my hand but apparently chesnut yet.Pete on Mar 22
                    *mango and try to beat you at this-- it would take a while!mn on Mar 22
                     * Well, you maple it off, yet.Pete on Mar 22
                      *but how hardwood that be?mn on Mar 22
                       * True, it's not like I'm going out on a limb all the time.Pete on Mar 22
                        *i hope not, this forum is generally crazy and needs someone at the elmmn on Mar 22
                         * Hey that was the next one I was going to post. Now I have to knock the sap out of you!Pete on Mar 22
                          * a-pple the other onemn on Mar 22
                           * Cherry up and pick another!Pete on Mar 22
                            *orange you glad you didnt have to stoop to this one?mn on Mar 22
                             * I'd be lime if I told you I hadn't thought about it.Pete on Mar 22
                              *i doubt anyone has the balsa try to join in with whats leftmn on Mar 22
                               * I just camphor the free chips.Pete on Mar 22
                                *i thought you were probably just boardmn on Mar 22
                                 * I just love puns, plank and simple.Pete on Mar 22
                                  *soon youll have to change the title to the "lower lumber support forum"mn on Mar 22
                                   * That's too long of a title to re-ambar.Pete on Mar 22
                                    *i wonder where bobs cone to?mn on Mar 22
                                     * I'm sure he blossomed out to better endeavors.Pete on Mar 22
                                      *or its just a shyness that stems from his childhoodmn on Mar 22
                                       * If firewood you, I'd refrain from resorting to plants in a tree pun war.Pete on Mar 22
                                        *actually a palm has a monocot stem, which you wouldve known if youd axedmn on Mar 22
                                         * Oh I should've sawdust coming!Pete on Mar 22
                                          *if you cambium you can join em, i always saymn on Mar 23
                                           * I'm sure that sentiment resin-ates with many splinter groups.Pete on Mar 23
                                            * i like how you switched it up with that onemn on Mar 23
                                             * I had to. I was afraid you might throw in the dowel.Pete on Mar 23
                                              * Wood ant you like to be a pepper too?Dr. Peter on Mar 23
                                               * Avacado go saw some logs, so nite. Sorry to have put everyone else through the mill.Pete on Mar 23
              * Plywood bark too, If I was a dog.Pete on Mar 22
               *unlike you though, they both give two sheds-- one sheds leaves, and the other sheds firmn on Mar 22
                * Cedar you go again!Pete on Mar 22
                 *i think you doth protest too mulchmn on Mar 22
                  * True, cypress the issues a lot around here.Pete on Mar 22
                   *you have, more than anyone else to datemn on Mar 22
                    * And that's knot counting pecan on Ted.Pete on Mar 22
                     *hes one reason its good you took over when you did-- before someone tried to sumac!mn on Mar 22
                      * Thanks for reminding me. Apricot about that one.Pete on Mar 22
                       thats what i fig-uredmn on Mar 22
                        * I'd have been pretty teaked off if you left out a fig pun.Pete on Mar 22
                         *dont worry about that, budmn on Mar 22
                          * Walnut thing I could do about it, anyway.Pete on Mar 22
                           *i didnt think i would cashew trying to anywaymn on Mar 22
                            * Almond days I work on puns. I post on Wednesdays.Pete on Mar 22
                             *i wonder what everyone else thinks? would they respond to a pole?mn on Mar 22
                              * Sorry, we don't have poles. I never spruced up the place.Pete on Mar 22
                               *theyre pretty needleless anywaymn on Mar 22
                                * Only good for a special acacia.Pete on Mar 22
                                 *what else can we do? its got me stumpedmn on Mar 22
                                  * Oleander the most difficult of situations can one rise to greatness.Pete on Mar 22
                                   *dont try to petal those old truisms around heremn on Mar 22
                                    * Trees don't have petals. I looked it up in my log.Pete on Mar 22
                                     * And now, if yule excuse me, I'm going out to get trunk!Pete on Mar 22
                                      hey, you missed one:mn on Mar 22
                                       *its good that we stopped when we did-- it was getting too forestmn on Mar 22
                                        * Ted's starting a business to save Planned Parenthood. He's opening a rubber tree plant.Pete on Mar 23
                                         *willow-ld b.j. be at the opening? (when is he not, eh?)mn on Mar 23
                                          *Haha, thats a good one guys, my desk in the Oval Office was made of woodNot really B.J. on Mar 23
                                           *yeah, whenever you get a democrat in that office, theres always some kind of desk-grace!mn on Mar 23
                                            * His biggest hurdle is hiring. So far, all his employees have arbor ant behavior.Pete on Mar 23
 Re: my reply to some lunatic that thinks 500 pronouns would helpMichael Calkins on Mar 21
  hmm.Michael Calkins on Mar 21
  re: manningmn on Mar 22
   im not implying anything, by the waymn on Mar 22
   *those won't catch on. But "they" for a 'non-binary' person could be confusing.Michael Calkins on Mar 22
    its not confusing, anything "could be" confusingmn on Mar 22
     * TheBOB already solved this for us. We just call them all wack-holes.Pete on Mar 22

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