| Message Title | Author and Date |
| Just saying... |
on Nov 13 |
| * Can you say "Community Forums" while drinking? |
on Nov 13 |
| I don't know. I'm not gonna have to get drunk for the QBF again to figure this out, am I? |
on Nov 14 |
| When I'm totally wasted, this place looks like it runs on Invision Boards... | Pete on Nov 14 |
| * When you are totally wasted, I bet your hair grows back too. :-P |
on Nov 16 |
| *Yeah, that and I wake up next to the QB64 IDE, with _lipstick on my collar. | Pete on Nov 16 |
| * You sleep with your shirt on? Strange... |
on Nov 17 |
| *I sleep in the tub once, and broke my arm. I wish I had a shirt on... and pants too man! | Cheech on Nov 17 |
| * Gee man, you need some Viagra man! |
on Nov 20 |
| * Help man, now I'm stuck in the faucet! | Cheech on Nov 20 |
| * No man! Not Farah I hope man... |
on Nov 20 |
| Well now, who's bright idea was it to leave this thread up? | Church Lady on Nov 20 |
| * Naw, just mine! |
on Nov 21 |
| Arrows, Arrows, Arrows! |
on Nov 13 |
| * OK Don, OK, we get your point. :) | Anonymous on Nov 13 |
| WHAT is the point? You can't use unicode in QB |
on Nov 13 |
| Let's All Observe The National Holidays In November |
on Nov 10 |
| * Thanks for your efforts soldiers! You are too young to die! | Clippy on Nov 11 |
| * We don't want no war | Ben on Nov 11 |
| Nice tribute web-page, Don. | Pete on Nov 11 |
| Great to do. Thanks to all who are serving our country. | Dav on Nov 12 |
| Great story, Dav... | Pete on Nov 12 |
| The top ten things that might happen if these new electronic cigarettes catch on… | Not Really David Letterman on Nov 9 |
| *I like #9. :D | Laanan Fisher on Nov 9 |
| * Nicotine is illegal in many states to even kill insects with. | Anonymous on Nov 9 |
| Look at this nice feature of Apple Itunes (* URL) | Anon on Nov 8 |
| Hell yes I'd like to buy a vowel! | George Bush on Nov 5 |
| Flu Season | Ben on Nov 2 |
| * I'm betting you did not get your shot yet. So I am making money :) | Clippy on Nov 2 |
| ZT Systems - good computers, yes or no? |
on Nov 1 |
| Re: ZT Systems - good computers, yes or no? | ^%$$#%$ on Nov 1 |
| *How about eMachine computers? | Blondie on Nov 4 |
| * Try Dell. They may even throw in a free LCD monitor. | Clippy on Nov 4 |
| I bought a store demo eMachine years ago. It was one of the best buys I ever made, but... | Pete on Nov 8 |
| * You can assemble one too, with cheap parts | Ben on Nov 8 |
| Re: I bought a store demo eMachine years ago. It was one of the best buys I ever made, but... |
on Nov 8 |
| Go to the Linux Forum, ask for QBguy. He will help you... | Qui Chang Kane on Nov 8 |
| Thank you! |
on Nov 8 |
| There has been an OS project known as ReactOS that has been developed for a while... | RpgFan on Nov 8 |
| * It isn't even near ready for general use! | Clippy on Nov 8 |
| * Denver HUMILIATED by Ravens! 30 - 7. Wait till next Monday... | Clippy on Nov 1 |
| * Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn | Anonymous on Oct 30 |
| * Is that supposed to be Klingon or something? | Solitaire on Oct 30 |
| * I doubt it. A Klingon would never sign in as anonymous. There is no honor in doing so. | Mr. Warf on Nov 8 |
| Now, who is responsible for the main forum moving? | lkt153 on Oct 27 |
| * That page is now Archived so use the Community Forum Link. | Clippy on Oct 27 |
| * Thanks! | lkt153 on Oct 28 |
| Hey keep your shirt on... Oh wait, you guys don't wear those... | Pete on Oct 27 |
| Concerning that walkabout... | lkt153 on Oct 28 |
| * Artelius or Ildurest has been busy working with such things as robotics. | Clippy on Oct 27 |
| Latest.......... | Clippy on Oct 27 |
| *Well, my secret is out! |
on Nov 1 |
| Duck and Cover! | Anon on Oct 26 |
| * Typical from you... | Ars on Oct 27 |
| Arizona Cardinals RULE! | The Universe on Oct 26 |
| Re: Arizona Cardinals RULE! |
on Oct 26 |
| * No problem Blondie, just root for you HOME team. LA has none! | Clippy on Oct 26 |
| * Steelers make the "best" look like the rest as they humiliate Minnesota! | Clippy on Oct 25 |
| * Denver does not have a chance on Nov 9! | OPie on Oct 26 |
| humiliate? | Minnesota on Oct 26 |
| Udo the Mandelbrot monk (* URL) | Anon on Oct 22 |
| *Before you get too excited, check the date at the bottom of that article :) |
on Nov 5 |
| Linus Torvalds gives Windows 7 a thumbs up | Anon on Oct 22 |
| * but didn't actually buy a copy | ymous on Oct 22 |
| Disable reboot on automatic updates Windows. | Anon on Oct 20 |
| * Where exactly is that button? Just disable "Automatic" updates @ Windows Update! | Clippy on Oct 20 |
| Proof that Microsoft isn't God... | Pete on Oct 13 |
| * and it would be 3D too. VISTAcrap with smell-avision. 64 bytes at a time. |
on Oct 14 |
| * A rich man will pass through a camel's eye before a needle enters the kingdom of God | Anon on Oct 5 |
| Why would you WANT to go through a camels eye? Don't sound fun to me... |
on Oct 5 |
| M$ recommends a new PC if you are currently using XP or another OS! |
on Oct 1 |
| Linus Torvalds reccommends not upgrading to Windows 7 | Anon on Oct 2 |
| Don't worry, I'm not buying a new computer to get Windows 7 ! |
on Oct 2 |
| A Native American tribe so primitive that it hasn't even descovered simple antialiasing | anon on Sep 26 |
| * Nagrono-Karabakh is part of Armenia, not a Native American tribe. | ymous on Sep 26 |
| HALF OF the forums are OFF LIMITS to non-members. NOW no new members? |
on Sep 10 |
| EXLAMATION POINTS RULE!!! | Billy Mays on Sep 10 |
| * Yeah and exclamation points are easy to place! No digging! STEELERS BEAT TITANS AGAIN! |
on Sep 10 |
| They buried Billy Mays with an "Awesome Auger" FOR ONLY 19.99! |
on Aug 15 |
| Another Top Salesman |
on Sep 10 |
| If necessity is the Mother of invention... and Microsoft is the Father.. |
on Sep 10 |
| Pete????????? |
on Aug 14 |
| Here's the problem... | Pete on Aug 14 |
| * RELIGION IS THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! | Anon on Aug 7 |
| Random Question | Ben on Aug 5 |
| YES, but at least you solved the vegetable problem |
on Aug 5 |
| I thought so | Ben on Aug 5 |
| Lowlifes take advantage of old people all the time. |
on Aug 5 |
| Hmmm... | Ben on Sep 15 |
| * LOL, that's my Ben...... |
on Sep 15 |
| Bill Maher: "Of course we picked an Illegal Alien to clean all of this shit up!" |
on Aug 1 |
| Linus = communism | Anon on Jul 27 |
| * Free <> communism! By any stretch of the imagination. |
on Jul 30 |
| Scientists have created a computer made of bacteria | Anonymous on Jul 25 |
| Is there some sort of equivalent to grep that works on hard copies? | Anonymous on Jul 15 |
| * Eyeballs? | qbguy on Jul 15 |
| EMOONING |
on Jul 14 |
| * Don, that is absolutely the most (_^_)N9 thing I've ever seen. :) |
on Jul 14 |
| Oh, and you missed one... |
on Jul 14 |
| *ROFL -- great stuff guys! |
on Jul 14 |
| * Bob is not used to ASSY text as he prefers graphics. |
on Jul 14 |
| Random Musings on Dealing with a Boring Job | PhyloGenesis on Jul 13 |
| * OR you could find a GOOD job that you like! Why suffer? You only live once! |
on Jul 13 |
| Work | Ben on Jul 13 |
| You'll find out when you are still working at McDonalds at age 35! |
on Jul 13 |
| Ok | Ben on Jul 13 |
| I have met happy poor people and worried millionares. |
on Jul 13 |
| I think someone who does not like to work would be happier if he was rich | Ben on Jul 14 |
| There already are programming programs! QB64 would qualify. |
on Jul 14 |
| There already is a program that writes programs, and has been since 1958 | Anonymous on Jul 14 |
| What I mean is... | Ben on Jul 14 |
| That's true. But that is true about most thing in life. |
on Jul 14 |
| Yes, but then who will WRITE those libraries | Anonymous on Jul 15 |
| Guess the next number in this sequence: 10, 9, 8.5, 8.25, 8.125... |
on Jul 16 |
| How many fingers am I holding up? |
on Jul 17 |
| * All I know is that it probably isn't the ring finger. |
on Jul 17 |
| * No, but you're close ;) |
on Jul 17 |
| Read this (* URL) | prof. dr. e. w. dijkstra on Jul 18 |
| It's not a very good paper I think |
on Jul 19 |
| * That paper works well in the outhouse! |
on Jul 21 |
| Wall Street? | Ben on Jul 15 |
| Wall Street is gambling actually. |
on Jul 15 |
| I don't think it's gambling | Ben on Jul 16 |
| Those people are called "day traders" |
on Jul 16 |
| How is this done? | Ben on Jul 17 |
| You have to be of legal age to buy equities by yourself... |
on Jul 17 |
| Sounds not good | Ben on Jul 17 |
| NOW you get it Ben! |
on Jul 17 |
| *Have you seen "the deadliest catch"? | Ben on Jul 18 |
| * I've probably seen most of them. |
on Jul 18 |
| That's why I'm waiting for QB64 to get the _TradeStock statement added... |
on Jul 18 |
| It's a lot slower, but... |
on Jul 17 |
| *Why worry about about illegal aliens while brokers in suits are robbing people? |
on Jul 17 |
| Yeah, besides in this economy no new businesses are even opening up. Except mine... |
on Jul 18 |
| Good programmers are lazy, but nobody wants to hire lazy programmers |
on Jul 13 |
| Ubuntu Wine | qbguy on Jul 11 |
| * YOU MISSED! Your forum is one click above this one! |
on Jul 11 |
| Game teaches Lambda Calculus | qbguy on Jul 10 |
| * Dies laughing! |
on Jul 11 |
| How Hot are you? |
on Jul 9 |
| * Move to Alaska you Palin lover! It's nice in MN. |
on Jul 9 |
| That's OK, honey, Al and Barack will reduce Global Warming... |
on Jul 9 |
| * Like a chiroquacter solves anything! "See you next week" |
on Jul 9 |
| Al Gore is actually an acronym... |
on Jul 10 |
| * Officle? What's that? |
on Jul 10 |
| * It's a typo. We just alloted 1.4 billion of your tax dollars to fix it. |
on Jul 10 |
| If we sent Viagra to North Korea... |
on Jul 6 |
| * Is it an "erection year" there? |
on Jul 6 |
| *Good point, don't send the Viagra and he won't be up for re-erection. |
on Jul 6 |
| Another Republican bites the dust! Sarah Palin resigns... |
on Jul 3 |
| * About π days | Anonymous on Jul 3 |
| * Back off there Clipster or I'll shove a moose up your ascii. Antlers first! | Sarah Palin on Jul 4 |
| * No thanks. I am currently practicing Alaskan (Canadian?) celebacy |
on Jul 4 |
| * Oh, you mean like the people of MN, who elected Al Franken? |
on Jul 4 |
| * LOL, you should know that "everybody likes him"! |
on Jul 4 |
| I like Sarah. I don't like Al |
on Jul 4 |
| * You know you really like me! |
on Jul 5 |
| Hey Al. Q: What do you get when you combine Al Frankin with a pile of crap? |
on Jul 5 |
| * Don't Newts usually live on piles of crap? I don't. |
on Jul 5 |
| * Screw you, Al. |
on Jul 6 |
| * I am willing and able and I know that you really like me! |
on Jul 6 |
| Going on a surprise ski trip |
on Jun 30 |
| I "knew" someone once who went on a surprise ski trip... |
on Jun 30 |
| I once went on a surprise ski trip... |
on Jun 30 |
| I once went on a surprise camping trip |
on Jul 1 |
| *Tent or teepee? |
on Jul 1 |
| I remember that trip, when Blondie went to Texas... |
on Jul 1 |
| * Remember? Where were you? She met the dumbest Texan ever! |
on Jul 1 |
| Hey Mr. Obama... North Korea states, "Wipe the U.S. off the map?" Here's your solutiion. |
on Jun 27 |
| That freaking Truman would not let us pummel them! |
on Jun 27 |
| It's not a stalemate anymore... |
on Jun 27 |
| Satellite photo of North and South Korea at night |
on Jun 28 |
| * interesting country | Ben on Aug 15 |
| * Warning! Zyrtec symptoms include talking to cats, bicycles and fishing poles! |
on Jun 23 |
| What dat? |
on Jun 24 |
| * I gather you've never seen a Zyrtec commercial on TV. :-) |
on Jun 24 |
| It's not the allergy that causes those strange symptoms. | Solitaire on Jun 25 |
| * Surely NOT! The commercials show those side effects....LOL |
on Jun 25 |
| I always invest in drug companies. You CAN'T LOSE! |
on Jun 26 |
| The money is in the pain killers stock because... |
on Jun 26 |
| I agree. I found Michael Jackson to be a "pain." and it killed him... |
on Jun 27 |
| *And, I agree with you. Well said, doc! |
on Jun 27 |
| * Hell, we even threw a little kid next to him in bed to revive him! |
on Jun 27 |
| Congrats to my Los Angeles Lakers... |
on Jun 14 |
| *Hear, hear! |
on Jun 14 |
| * I wonder what Lake they are referring to............. |
on Jun 16 |
| The team is originally from Detroit... |
on Jun 16 |
| * Great, now Clippy will call them either the Takers or the Fakers. |
on Jun 16 |
| Well at least we got to beat the REAL Detroit Redwings! |
on Jun 16 |
| *Congratulations, Clipster -- the Penguins kicked butt! |
on Jun 13 |
| * Thanks Bob. Now Pittsburgh has 2 champions. |
on Jun 13 |
| *Screw Texas |
on Jun 2 |
| *Texas sucks |
on Jun 2 |
| *The Texas government is a bunch of theives. |
on Jun 2 |
| The State of Texas can lick the road oil off of my tires. It can suck my exaust pipe. |
on Jun 2 |
| Reminds me of a chat session we had where mennonite and I predicted MC was likely to... |
on Jun 2 |
| I shouldn't go near a keyboard when i'm angry. |
on Jun 2 |
| Naw, we don't want to build that fence to keep those Mexicans out. |
on Jun 2 |
| You're gonna make it after all... |
on Jun 2 |
| Dammit, leave religion out of this! |
on Jun 2 |
| Self-employment advice - I agree with Pete |
on Jun 3 |
| I had the same problem... |
on Jun 3 |
| Johnny Carson did something he loved too... |
on Jun 3 |
| *Capital-elitist, eh? That's what I do now -- the Gov't pays me to loaf! |
on Jun 3 |
| * Since Canada is paying for it, could you figure out the icon structure? |
on Jun 9 |
| ' I'm not sure: windows xp stores icons in PNG or bitmap? | Ben on Jun 9 |
| I'm aware of that, but I want to create icons using bitmaps. |
on Jun 9 |
| Have you tried the info found here? *URL |
on Jun 10 |
| * Yep. |
on Jun 10 |
| *thank you all for your replies. |
on Jun 22 |
| A tongue twister about Lisp | qbguy on May 30 |
| *(rofl) |
on May 30 |
| Speaking of the Penguins |
on May 29 |
| When I drink beer, I drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friends. | The most interesting man in the world on May 28 |
| *Thanks for shedding light on the global shortage of that particular brand. |
on May 28 |
| * 's are not very interesting. But I am! |
on May 28 |
| * LOL - Good comeback. |
on May 29 |
| Wolfram Alpha | qbguy on May 18 |
| * Cool! Ask it how high your IQ is........................ |
on May 18 |
| Is QBASIC still the best language for teaching? | qbguy on May 17 |
| * Probably best for learning! You learned pretty fast! :-P |
on May 17 |
| I won't contest that Qbasic is pretty damn good for learning on your own | Pharoah on May 19 |
| For and against. | roy on May 17 |
| qbasic | Ben on May 17 |
| * That's ridiculous! C is harder no matter what you used before FGS! |
on May 17 |
| Unless yo used to code in binary on a UNIVAC. ;).... |
on May 18 |
| The C language was created BY programmers FOR programmers. | Solitaire on May 21 |
| I don't believe such a thing exists |
on May 19 |
| * LOL @ payroll program. Ya know, I actually made one :) |
on May 19 |
| lol Me too, not at school though, first job after. ;).... |
on May 19 |
| I was 47 though...................... |
on May 19 |
| Do I hear 4 happy meals? ;) |
on May 19 |
| *I think I should point out that Scheme (one of my suggestions) is not (usually) OO | Pharoah on May 19 |
| * Is your use of parenthisis in your post intended to evoke Scheme code? | qbguy on May 19 |
| *Nope, just trying to add info while keeping my title short enough to fit. | Pharoah on May 20 |
| I have a possibly unpopular opinion |
on May 20 |
| Naw, the kids should start programming the first day |
on May 20 |
| I agree with Clippy on this one | Pharoah on May 20 |
| That's impossible | qbguy on May 20 |
| Re: That's impossible |
on May 23 |
| * So is making the newsletter apparently............. |
on May 24 |
| useful? yes. the best? probably not. |
on May 21 |
| *Qbasic is for new programmers that previously had no interest. |
on May 21 |
| How NOT to teach programming | qbguy on May 22 |
| *Lol | Pharoah on May 22 |
| Americans do not speak English | Anonymous on May 10 |
| * ¿Qué? |
on May 10 |
| Dumb DOS Question |
on May 9 |
| Your BBB directory holds the CCC directory which has files in it. |
on May 9 |
| You mean like this? | qbguy on May 9 |
| No, here's the problem..... |
on May 9 |
| You might try redoing it using XCOPY... |
on May 10 |
| * XCOPY works -- it even does incremental backups with the /D option | qbguy on May 10 |