A few minutes ago, a rather AOLspk-fluent kid entered the chatroom using the name "heplme". He was asking for help on an assignment (which he pronounce "asinmint"). We informed him that we couldn't write the entire program for him (which I think he wanted us to do), but we could help him.
It gets funnier here, so listen.
So, I asked him what his project was, and he claimed that his teacher set up a website with the sole intention of teaching people to hack it. He wanted us to write a program to hack a website....
Nice try. :P
He said that someone told him, that in order to do that, you need to do a DoS Atack (Denial of Service), which he confused with "Disk Operating System" thus leading him to our site.
Later, we got him to admit that he was simply jealous of his brothers site, and wanted to "make his site not work anymore". I was laughing my a$$ off by this time.
So we told him that making a website was easy, and we directed him to freewebs.com, to create his own website....but he he still wanted us to hack his brothers website, which is of course impossible, because HE NEVER GAVE US THE URL!
There's some crazy people out ther. :P
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