"The only reason I like FB is because I can (basically) write C programs in a simpler..."

may i then again suggest:

freebutnotbasic?
basically-c?
simpler-gcc?
easy-c?
v1c-tries-to-outdo-c-and-basic-and-fails-at-both-as-he-cares-about-neither?
poorly-implemented-basic?
generic-language-that-can't-choose-a-direction?

i still like "Just-SIC."

then there is kew's: i-can't-see-no-reason-why-free-isn't-pleasin'-unless-you-hate-coding-in... C.