| Message Title | Author and Date |
 poem | Ben on May 25 |
| Cannot post in The Bob's Forum |
on May 22 |
| Can't help you there Clipster -- maybe Pete? ... |
on May 22 |
| Well if I can't post others cannot either |
on May 22 |
| * Turn your javascript off and try it. | Pete on May 23 |
| Yep that fixed it but why? |
on May 23 |
| Smilies. They frown on javascript on non-IE browsers with N54. | Pete on May 23 |
| Don't forget that Google Chrome automatically updates quite frequently! | a on May 23 |
| just watched the movie Miracle Mile | stosb on May 13 |
| Not so much me... |
on May 13 |
| oh, well the movie is older than I am lol | stosb on May 13 |
| Mere entertainment? You need to get a grip! |
on May 13 |
| *what? | stosb on May 13 |
| *He refers to the HUGE mushroom-shaped clouds that accompany a nuclear explosion. |
on May 14 |
| *um, of course | stosb on May 15 |
| Question regarding the old Commodore 128... |
on Apr 30 |
| MSDOS used DOSkey |
on Apr 30 |
| * "macro"? |
on Apr 30 |
| *Macros! That's it! Thanks again, Michael. |
on May 1 |
| * Is that anything like 6 cheese Macros? :-) |
on May 5 |
| *Commodore only came with 1 type of cheese - but today there's the iMac & Cheese. |
on May 6 |
| Too Important - a story on jobs, life, and economic recession |
on Apr 23 |
| Art | Ben on Apr 17 |
| You seem to express yourself pretty well, Ben... |
on Apr 17 |
| * Judging by the asterisks he better not express himself to the teacher that way! |
on Apr 17 |
| *lol - well, it's at least better than spelling out the real words! |
on Apr 18 |
| * LOL, HE DID! Michael cleaned it up! |
on Apr 18 |
| Re: Art | Anonymous on Apr 21 |
| * Jack Tramiel (December 1928 - April 2012) |
on Apr 10 |
| *I first learned to program on a Commodore 128. |
on Apr 10 |
| My first computer was a Commodore 64, purchased in 1985.. | Solitaire on Apr 14 |
| Steps to make Solitaire rich: |
on Apr 14 |
| Wow, Solitaire... |
on Apr 15 |
| Images of the autographed AppleIIGS - Photobucket won't work | Solitaire on Apr 15 |
| Re: Images of the autographed AppleIIGS - Photobucket won't work |
on Apr 15 |
| Re: Images of the autographed AppleIIGS - Photobucket won't work |
on Apr 16 |
| I copied the url | Solitaire on Apr 16 |
| * (URLs) |
on Apr 16 |
| Great stuff! Here are the images (Thanks, Michael)... |
on Apr 16 |
| Marvel Avengers film -- are you going to see it? |
on Apr 8 |
| *I'm looking forward to it -- on blu-ray in 3-4 months, though. |
on Apr 8 |
| Question about 3D movies... |
on Apr 8 |
| Yep they still require glasses |
on Apr 8 |
| In theatres, you still need the glasses. |
on Apr 8 |
| Thanks, guys... |
on Apr 8 |
| I saw a 3D movie in a theatre for the first time about a month ago. |
on Apr 8 |
| *Thanks, Michael (lol@now where did I put those glasses...) |
on Apr 9 |
| I couldn't find them... |
on Apr 9 |
| Thanks -- yeah, I'd already read all the wikipedia stuff... |
on Apr 9 |
| New 3D TV's |
on Apr 9 |
| Amazing... |
on Apr 9 |
| You need to experience 3D in an iMAX theater. | Solitaire on Apr 14 |
| * They'd have to make bigger igloos! |
on Apr 14 |
| *Cute -- you forgot defrosters for the glasses! |
on Apr 14 |
| Re: You need to experience 3D in an iMAX theater. |
on Apr 14 |
| Two Obama Speeches | Obama on Apr 5 |
| * Yeah sure, but who pays the listeners? |
on Apr 7 |
| Spiders... (includes a question for Pete). (snakes also.) |
on Mar 30 |
| We have 4 venomous snakes around here (NC) | Dav on Apr 5 |
| * WHERE the **** are you? :-0 |
on Apr 5 |
| Seems like a zoo sometimes | Dav on Apr 10 |
| Re: Seems like a zoo sometimes |
on Apr 22 |
| * I just found a recluse in my shower (after getting in and turning the water on). |
on Apr 22 |
| You are invited to the memorial of Jesus's death. |
on Mar 29 |
| you know anything about these dialect of christianity? | Ben on Mar 30 |
| not much. |
on Mar 30 |
| it is a nice building | Ben on Mar 31 |
| Grr. |
on Mar 24 |
| It is against the law in some states! |
on Mar 25 |
| Yes, it's illegal in Illinois. | ChronoKitsune on Mar 25 |
| Re: Yes, it's illegal in Illinois. |
on Mar 26 |
| * I like the cat | Ben on Mar 25 |
| *Yeah, we've had her for about a decade now. She is crazy. |
on Mar 26 |
| Re: Grr. | Pete on Mar 26 |
| Well I asked Jeeves, my private servant and he said... |
on Mar 26 |
| Re: Grr. |
on Mar 26 |
| On a slightly different topic, Michael... |
on Mar 26 |
| * I think it's the Alamo...:-) |
on Mar 26 |
| Those were model buildings on display in Poth city hall. |
on Mar 26 |
| *Thanks! (your phone sure gets around). |
on Mar 26 |
| *Yes. I take an insane number of photos. |
on Mar 26 |
| congratulations, you've discovered | stosb on May 15 |
| Long time, no see | Iain on Mar 7 |
| *Hi, Iain! It's slowed down quite a bit since the old days, but we're still at it. |
on Mar 7 |
| * I guess you haven't had any problems so...glad to hear from ya! |
on Mar 7 |
| Video | Ben on Feb 13 |
| I think I know what you mean |
on Feb 14 |
| *what would you recommend? | Ben on Mar 2 |
| *For what specifically? If in general: I'd recommend not worrying too much about it. |
on Mar 4 |
| You were self-conscious of the taping too |
on Feb 14 |
| You're right Clipster -- self-consciousness makes a difference... |
on Feb 14 |
| I concur. TheBob Candid. | Pete on Feb 15 |
| *lol - yes he would have looked ridiculous if he'd known he was being recorded. |
on Feb 16 |
| AW that was staged! |
on Feb 17 |
| Batman vs Green Hornet | Pete on Feb 17 |
| *God's name (URL) |
on Feb 10 |
| * Dog is that name backwards... |
on Feb 11 |
| * Thanks for saving our bandwidth! | Pete on Feb 15 |
| Yayyy, Giants! ... |
on Feb 6 |
| NO it wasn't! |
on Feb 6 |
| Tell us more, Mr. Geography... |
on Feb 6 |
| We used to go to West Virginia! |
on Feb 6 |
| "Nope, never been. If I did go, I doubt if I would drive. |
on Feb 6 |
| * When did they change the * to a quotation mark? |
on Feb 6 |
| *lol - not sure how that happened, but I'll leave it so your comment still makes sense. |
on Feb 7 |
| * That was that mysterious "ANY" KEY :-) |
on Feb 7 |
| *Odd that I would PRESS it, though, since I wasn't planning TO CONTINUE. |
on Feb 7 |
| Without Government who would build the roads? | Toad Man on Jan 31 |
| Like the nature thing would be any cheaper... |
on Jan 31 |
| State of Union Bingo -- Entire board filled after 15 minutes | Anonymous on Jan 24 |
| Why working people are the REAL JOB CREATORS! |
on Jan 25 |
| HITLER Finds Out TEBOW Beat Steelers in AFC WILD CARD |
on Jan 13 |
| * We beat 'em, too! | Niners on Jan 13 |
| SHHH...DON'T TELL Hitler, he's mad enough... |
on Jan 16 |
| building a tower | Ben on Dec 26 |
| That is what "hod carriers" are for. |
on Dec 26 |
| *763 feet. |
on Dec 27 |
| 999 bricks high (101.898 m OR 334.311 ft) **mathematical proof inside** |
on Dec 29 |
| *Also, I proved this tower can always support its own weight with my selected brick |
on Dec 29 |
| * haha |
on Dec 29 |
| lifting a brick | Ben on Jan 3 |
| * SO, what kind of crap are you taking now bad boy? |
on Jan 3 |
| You'll have to excuse Clippy, he doesn't lift bricks... | Super Mario on Jan 3 |
| WASSAMATTER? You lost your funny boy password IORR? |
on Jan 4 |
| *didn't you find stylez or someone from here in prison? | Ben on Jan 4 |
| * LOL, not really, but he did NOT appreciate the innuendo...:-) |
on Jan 5 |
| North Korea | Ben on Dec 19 |
| * Are you Kim's son? :-P |
on Dec 20 |
| Stop the NYPD from protecting Fox News! |
on Dec 7 |
| tactfully misleading english word play | Ben on Dec 3 |
| * OMG I hope you are not fat Ben...:-) |
on Dec 6 |
| * no I hate fat people | Ben on Dec 6 |
| * Well what kind of people do you like? Skinny? |
on Dec 7 |
| CNN cant do geography | Geography teacher on Nov 4 |
| * Neither can Qbasic...try QB64. At least you can render the maps... |
on Nov 10 |
| We had an earthquake this morning. |
on Oct 20 |
| Glad you're alright... |
on Oct 20 |
| thank you. |
on Oct 20 |
| I felt the one that hit Virginia |
on Oct 23 |
| DPS reports that the Mexican cartels are hiring high school students. |
on Oct 20 |
| * Dennis Ritchie (September 9, 1941 – October 8, 2011) |
on Oct 13 |
| I had been reluctant to post this |
on Oct 20 |
| * Steven Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) |
on Oct 6 |
| Things you might not have known about Steve Jobs... |
on Oct 7 |
| The TRUTH about our country! |
on Oct 4 |
| Not a LOL Cat | Anonymous on Sep 25 |
| Funny how he only mentioned stuff for the "little people"... |
on Sep 25 |
| Obviously the correct answer is Option Number 1 | Anonymus on Sep 22 |
| * Obviously you think like a Republican...stupid |
on Sep 23 |
| Christians are no part of the world. |
on Aug 27 |
| Rick Perry makes deals with the Devil and Contributors! |
on Aug 27 |
| Re: Rick Perry makes deals with the Devil and Contributors! |
on Sep 3 |
| * I guess you will be HERE for quite a while then Pedro... |
on Sep 3 |
| Sure, they say money can't buy happiness... | Pete on Sep 3 |
| We are thankful that you pay the rent. |
on Sep 4 |
| Yes we are, especially since Pete's Microsoft stock is soft... |
on Sep 4 |
| * Microsoft? Ah, you assume I short stiocks. :) | Pete on Sep 5 |
| * Republicans SHORT EVERYTHING! |
on Sep 7 |
| * You're just upset because Republicans don't make condoms. :) |
on Sep 8 |
| They even SHORT them! I need extra large for you sweetheart! |
on Sep 8 |
| Firefox major version number |
on Aug 27 |
| News from the Future | Anonymus of Hungary on Aug 18 |
| *Since when is the republican party a "third party"? |
on Aug 18 |
| * Since the world was flat, silly! | ChronoKitsune on Aug 18 |
| Don't laugh! I think many Republican believe the world is flat. |
on Aug 19 |
| * Don't poke fun at Pete. He'll poke a pill at you! | ChronoKitsune on Aug 19 |
| * Pete's golfing with Boner! |
on Aug 21 |
| Where on Earth would you find a Democrat who actually believes he's done a good job? | Pete on Aug 24 |
| The ASCII Consortium (parody of Unicode) | Anonymous on Aug 13 |
| * They invented Unicode AFTER ASCII became such a success! |
on Aug 18 |
| Why are the parents allowing their kids to riot? Those kids need to be spanked. |
on Aug 9 |
| They have to in Texas. Everybody is armed... |
on Aug 9 |
| guns & drugs are pretty cool | Ben on Aug 10 |
| *remaining stationary for too long can cause blood clots.(URLs) |
on Jul 31 |
| * remaining stationary too long can cause starvation... |
on Aug 3 |
| Capitalism vs Communism | Anonymous on Jul 26 |
| * (URL) 0^0=? |
on Jul 16 |
| *i like it. |
on Jul 16 |
| * I don't | Clippy on Jul 17 |
| * WHY?! WHY WON'T YOU MARRY ME?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!!!11!1!!?!/1 |
on Jul 17 |
| * Because I'm not gay... |
on Jul 17 |
| *You might also have responded, "Because I'm not a minister". |
on Jul 17 |
| * TheBOB: 1, Clippy: 0 (does it burn?) |
on Jul 17 |
| * Well I'm not a minister either, but are you gay?...:-) |
on Jul 18 |
| Maybe it's low T? But Clippy, he knows how to make a woman happy... |
on Jul 20 |
| * Do ya know what makes lawyers happy? Quacks! |
on Jul 20 |
| *Tau: double pi (URL) |
on Jun 28 |
| * I HATE PI and that goes DOUBLE for TAU! .... :-P |
on Jun 28 |
| seems to make sense | Ben on Jun 30 |
| * What would you do to find the circle's surface area? Divide it by 2? |
on Jun 30 |
| Effectively, yes. |
on Jul 1 |
| PI = 4 * ATN(1) and TAU = 8 * ATN(1) |
on Jul 1 |
| That's why I think using PI *and* TAU is a better option. |
on Jul 1 |
| I got a better idea. TWO = 2 so circumference = TWO * PI * R |
on Jul 2 |
| You know what's even better than pi and tau? | qbguy on Jul 2 |
| *The FBI should hunt down whoever wrote Trojan:Win32/FakeSysdef. |
on Jun 28 |
| Why Capitalism is better than Communism | Anonymous on Jun 23 |
| Interesting |
on Jun 23 |
| *ROFL | Pete on Jun 24 |
| *(URL) Mark Russinovich uses his tools to analyze Stuxnet. |
on May 18 |
| *I highly recommend reading the Symantec analysis. |
on May 19 |
| May 21 |
on May 18 |
| Thank you kindly, MC. |
on May 18 |
| *I'm glad you like it. Are you a hockey player, btw? |
on May 18 |
| * Nope. That's a different person. :-P |
on May 19 |
| * Not one self-respecting Mayan would buy into that May 21st crap either. |
on May 18 |
| *Correction: They say May 21 is Judgement day, and the end of the world is Oct 21. |
on May 18 |
| * Well I bet that dude feels pretty foolish now. | Pete on May 22 |
| "That dude" and his outfit are MILLIONAIRES 20 times over! |
on May 22 |
| The Watchtower study articles for this week and next are related to this topic. |
on May 18 |
| A lot of JW's had their end of the World and it didn't work out. | Pete on May 19 |
| Re: A lot of JW's had their end of the World and it didn't work out. |
on May 19 |
| Well thank God the people who wrote passages in the Bible didn't also write car manuals. | Pete on May 19 |
| *bbc(url) |
on May 20 |
| Re: *bbc(url) | Anonymous on May 20 |
| *url |
on May 22 |
| Everybody has got this wrong | lawgin on May 23 |
| * Who really are the 3 Stooges WITH Shemp tagging along |
on May 23 |
| * I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife. |
on May 16 |
| *sounds like a good idea. i would too, if i were married. |
on May 16 |
| * GREAT idea! I'm gonna do that too! When do you go to work? |
on May 17 |
| Ad space available between Arizona and Mexico. | Pete on May 9 |
| Run! |
on May 9 |
| *So who reads the ads? People entering Mexico/US illegally? |
on May 11 |
| * I don't think they have any Taco Bells in Mexico! They roll their own! |
on May 11 |
| Birth Certificate finally released, but the ISSUE goes on! |
on Apr 27 |
| *Ha! I'll whip one up for you -- and I don't even have Photoshop! |
on Apr 28 |
| * Please do! Can you make up a list of my grades from Harvard? |
on Apr 28 |
| * Kenya believe it? | Pete on Apr 28 |
| Why not just say it? |
on Apr 29 |
| That's pretty lame thinking... |
on Apr 30 |
| If Obama was NOT born here I am QUITE SURE the Republicans would have stopped it! |
on Apr 30 |
| Oh ouch, what a snappy retort. I'd throw myself in front of a bus... | Pete on Apr 30 |
| * REALLY, when do you suppose the Republicans are gonna try to do that? :-P |
on Apr 30 |
| * When Obama wrecks the economy to the point where even Trump can't afford a car. | Pete on May 1 |
| Well at least TRUMP knows how to get us out of debt! |
on May 1 |
| It's your system! | Unseen on May 1 |
| This from a peon in a country that just spent $100 million on a ROYAL wedding! |
on May 1 |
| I know | Unseen on May 2 |
| LOL @ ninja face masks :-) |
on May 2 |
| I also thought the ninja thing was funny. |
on May 2 |
| * AFAIK, you can be put in jail if you cannot prove citizenship in Arizona now. |
on May 2 |
| FIXED! I updated Chrome's IE TAB add-on |
on Apr 17 |
| The memorial of Jesus's death |
on Apr 13 |
| A question, Michael... |
on Apr 15 |
| Re: A question, Michael... |
on Apr 16 |
| *Thank-you. |
on Apr 16 |