| Message Title | Author and Date |
| Whoever wrote rogue.win32/fakerean needs to get smacked a few times. |
on Apr 3 |
| That sounds nasty. |
on Apr 4 |
| Re: That sounds nasty. |
on Apr 6 |
| I have the same startup delay on my XP Pro |
on Apr 8 |
| Is that the XP Security Tool 2011? hahaha | Ben on Apr 9 |
| how to remove this piece of **** | Dick on Apr 9 |
| perhaps they did not associate the .COM extension, that is why they it is removable with | Dick on Apr 9 |
| Didn't find anything in .EXE but |
on Apr 10 |
| Re: Why doesn't regedit/regedt32 ask you to save changes? |
on Apr 11 |
| Re: how to remove this piece of **** |
on Apr 11 |
| I tried AVG and it left it's firewall behind after I removed it! |
on Apr 12 |
| Re: I tried AVG and it left it's firewall behind after I removed it! |
on Apr 13 |
| I found the AVG 9 remover after I called them about it |
on Apr 13 |
| Re: I tried AVG and it left it's firewall behind after I removed it! | Ben on May 9 |
| Windows Vista/7 |
on May 9 |
| According to Windows Secrets you don't need any! |
on May 9 |
| Re: According to Windows Secrets you don't need any! |
on May 9 |
| Re: According to Windows Secrets you don't need any! | Anonymous on May 9 |
| A few more things: (brief P.S.) |
on May 10 |
| I hate the administrator concept! |
on May 11 |
| Re: I hate the administrator concept! |
on May 11 |
| Owner already gives you Administration |
on May 11 |
| Obama "I am the taxman" | Anonymous on Mar 19 |
| * Hilarious...and I love the Beatles! <3 Go Obama, the Taxman. (or just stop taxing :) |
on Mar 19 |
| * He already did! Unfortunately it was $800 BILLION for the RICH! |
on Mar 20 |
| Deodorant Anybody? |
on Mar 7 |
| * Would the stick one be any more appropriate? :) |
on Mar 10 |
| Untitled | Ben on Mar 6 |
| * Not at your age! |
on Mar 6 |
| * No, I wouldn't. Drugs are baaad, maaan! Okay? |
on Mar 6 |
| *I'm pretty sure that's not even possible. |
on Mar 8 |
| Re: Untitled |
on Mar 10 |
| Re: Untitled | Ben on Dec 12 |
| * PLEASE REMOVE THIS TRASH AND THE POSTER! |
on Dec 12 |
| Wow, Ben. |
on Dec 14 |
| the time machine | Ben on Dec 14 |
| * Well it is a lot better than the other story... |
on Dec 14 |
| So who wants to upgrade from MS-DOS 5.0 all the way to Windows 7? |
on Mar 3 |
| Interesting... |
on Mar 4 |
| nice video |
on Mar 12 |
| Movie Test |
on Feb 16 |
| What brought this on? |
on Feb 16 |
| Not all go to war for their president | Anonymous on Feb 16 |
| ¡Hombres Machos! |
on Feb 16 |
| Amazing... I picked "The Defeat of Obama in 2012" |
on Feb 16 |
| my knees have been feeling a little tired and sore lately, any ideas? | Ben on Feb 26 |
| * Well get off of them then! :-P |
on Feb 26 |
| Well, I don't understand the outcome -- being a Canadian, I mean ... |
on Feb 16 |
| Re: Movie Test |
on Feb 17 |
| 18 is a multiple of 9 too... |
on Feb 17 |
| *cool. |
on Feb 18 |
| has anyone been watching Nova the last few weeks? |
on Feb 10 |
| *I notice the IBM Watson episode is also scheduled for next Wednesday (my PBS). Thanks! |
on Feb 10 |
| *yw. by the way, check the non-qp forum, please. |
on Feb 10 |
| *Thanks, Michael. |
on Feb 11 |
| Sorry Clipster :-( ... |
on Feb 6 |
| * HEY TED, SAY CHEESE! :) |
on Feb 6 |
| We have a good chance of snow tomorrow. |
on Feb 2 |
| Never fear, I'm still here to keep ya company! | Clippy on Feb 2 |
| Yes you are. |
on Feb 4 |
| Big Ben Rothlisberger is our QB to keep the topic relevant here... | Clippy on Feb 4 |
| *neither team had cheerleaders? another reason not to watch... :-) |
on Feb 7 |
| MY GIRL | Clippy on Jan 19 |
| * I knew my oldsest niece would show up someplace sooner or later. |
on Jan 19 |
| Hey, My Girl |
on Jan 22 |
| That's not a turkey, Don... |
on Jan 22 |
| Feathers |
on Jan 23 |
| N54 page bug in main Forum | Clippy on Jan 24 |
| Anyone having connection problems with YouTube? ... |
on Jan 11 |
| *Forget it -- I went into my Google account and linked from there -- problem cleared up. |
on Jan 11 |
| IE SUCKS and so does BILL! | IE HATER on Jan 11 |
| Arizona Medicaid cuts, I don't buy into the "pitiot" ideology very easily |
on Jan 9 |
| * WOW a CLAIRVOYANT CHIROPRACTOR! He can TELL you when you SHOULD die! :-) | Clippy on Jan 9 |
| As a clarvoyant chiropractor, I can see in your future that your next physical... |
on Jan 9 |
| *OOOOOOOOOOH, tell me more witch doctor! <( :-o | Clippy on Jan 9 |
| OK, What do you call a union worker who is good at his job? |
on Jan 10 |
| * AND LOVIN IT! 8 years now. Think I'll go get some ice cream. It's 20 outside! | Clippy on Jan 10 |
| Get yourself something you never had before... |
on Jan 11 |
| *My favorite Cheech come-on was, "Hey, double-bubble!" (stacked). |
on Jan 11 |
| Formatted text test | Anonymus of Hungary on Dec 22 |
| Christmas Greeting |
on Dec 21 |
| * NICE! Thanks Don and Merry Christmas to you and your family. |
on Dec 21 |
| Merry Christmas... Pick a card, and card! |
on Dec 21 |
| * How bout a cheap ASCII calendar? Got any of those el cheapo republicano... |
on Dec 22 |
| OK | Anonymus of Hungary on Dec 22 |
| Pearl Harbor Day |
on Dec 5 |
| * I didn't remember the first time as I weren't born yet... | Clippy on Dec 5 |
| Re: Pearl Harbor Day |
on Dec 6 |
| What a dentist sees when a smiley doesn't brush... |
on Nov 29 |
| * Lol | Dav on Dec 4 |
| Hilarious Video Explaining QE2 |
on Nov 19 |
| * THAT IS NOT FUNNY, but sadly it is ALL True! | Clippy on Nov 19 |
| HI, CLIPPY | OPRESION on Dec 15 |
| * You are incouragable! :-) | Clippy on Dec 16 |
| * That's incorrigible | Anonymus of Hungary on Dec 16 |
| * That's ANONYMOUS........................ |
on Dec 17 |
| Problem with the Community page | Clippy on Nov 2 |
| 98 machine | Ben on Nov 18 |
| test | Ben on Nov 18 |
| John Maynard Keynes | Anonymus of Hungary on Oct 19 |
| *alright, but i prefer maynard james keenan |
on Oct 20 |
| * I preferred Maynard G Krebbs... |
on Oct 21 |
| uncle sam used to be called brother jonathan | Anonymous on Sep 3 |
| * And you have a brother named Daryl too! |
on Oct 2 |
| Things that make you go hmmmm? |
on Aug 31 |
| *Might be, but you'd think the idea of multiple mothers-in-law would daunt the polygamist. |
on Aug 31 |
| * ROFL - Even as a monogamist, that almost kept me a bachelor! |
on Aug 31 |
| Google calling! |
on Aug 27 |
| *1-800-OldDude |
on Aug 28 |
| * And his non-toll-free number: 41C-oldDude :) | Pete on Aug 28 |
| * I gather 1-800-REALOLDDUDE was taken? |
on Aug 29 |
| All those digits. Hmm, must be a future number. I wonder... Dialing 1-800-REALOLDDUDE... |
on Aug 29 |
| Methuselah was a REAL old dude... |
on Aug 29 |
| I have the sole of a 25 yar old... |
on Aug 29 |
| Have you noticed that a lot of people seem younger these days? ... |
on Aug 29 |
| I'd say the younger generations have an identity crisis. |
on Aug 30 |
| Speaking of past eras... |
on Aug 30 |
| * you REALLY like our president, don't ya? |
on Oct 11 |
| What's a 5-letter word for failure? | The English Wizard on Aug 25 |
| scenic | Anonymous on Aug 24 |
| Dammit Little Joe, you left the gate open and all the damn cows ran off to Utah again! | Ben Cartwright on Aug 25 |
| Utah? | Anonymous on Aug 25 |
| My Son just shot a 45 for 9-holes of golf. |
on Aug 4 |
| *Nice shooting! Wow, that's incredible for 11. Your last name isn't Woods, is it? |
on Aug 9 |
| If it was Woods, we'd change it. | Pete on Aug 14 |
| *Yeah, sorry about that -- first name that came to mind. Pete Nicklaus it is. |
on Aug 14 |
| Well Jack was a phenomenal competitor. My kid has a ways to go... | Pete on Aug 18 |
| Yeah, it's tough to know where to draw that line as a parent... |
on Aug 18 |
| * ROFL... Oh please, we're an upper-class family, the laywer, of course! | Pete on Aug 19 |
| Nobel Prize Winning Physicist Richard P Feynman lectures about orange juice | Anonymous on Aug 4 |
| Back 2 BASIC Issue #1 |
on Jul 31 |
| Please place future announcements in the Magazine sub-forum. |
on Jul 31 |
| *Sorry about that. Won't happen again. |
on Jul 31 |
| No problem. Glad to have another Mag for that forum. :) |
on Jul 31 |
| What do you guys think about opening a internet pharmacy? | Ben on Jul 23 |
| *If my spam is anything to go by, there are already heaps of them |
on Jul 23 |
| I'd open an Internet Chiropractic office... |
on Jul 23 |
| * What "cream" are you on Ben? OH MY, look what ð turned into! |
on Jul 23 |
| Boolean Hair Logic |
on Jul 14 |
| That's "hair"larious! But you forgot about people like me.... |
on Jul 15 |
| New F\Q\Script\Any Basic Related E Magazine: Help wanted! |
on Jul 10 |
| Deadline fast approaching |
on Jul 26 |
| Send in the Marines! (Or how to cap an oil spill in one easy step.) |
on Jul 7 |
| * Just what we need! Radioactive beaches. LOL |
on Jul 7 |
| * Hey, don't knock microwaved pelican until you've tried it. |
on Jul 8 |
| Oregon |
on Jul 6 |
| Dammit, I just spilled my coffee! Does anyone have Tony Hayward's number? |
on Jun 12 |
| * Geico pulls British sounding gecho commercial |
on Jun 12 |
| Well funny you should mention that because actually, I'm.... |
on Jun 12 |
| Memorial Day |
on May 28 |
| I flew the American Flag at the front of my house. | Solitaire on May 31 |
| Happy birthday Pac Man |
on May 21 |
| Yes, they failed to spell out Google correctly. | Pete on May 21 |
| A donut contains 800 calories and it takes a 3 mile walk to burn them off... | Cy Entist on May 14 |
| Re: A donut contains 800 calories and it takes a 3 mile walk to burn them off... | Anonymous on May 14 |
| My guess is that it isn't the doughnut. |
on May 14 |
| * Maybe you shold stop drinking so much coffee | Topologist on May 15 |
| In Soviet Russia... | Anonymous on May 13 |
| I'll have more time for QB, now that I quit my job at the SEC... | Harry Palms on Apr 24 |
| Spring time is for gardening... |
on Apr 20 |
| * Republicans are protecting Wall Street too! The lowest kind of animals... |
on Apr 20 |
| What did the Republican do after his brain transplant failed? |
on Apr 21 |
| * Transplant? You have to HAVE a brain first! |
on Apr 21 |
| A new competitor to Windows 7... |
on Apr 11 |
| *If you think the definition of pious is someone who sat on a pie, you might be a Redneck. |
on Apr 8 |
| IF you thought Unemployment was normally paid by the government then you is a Republican! |
on Apr 10 |
| * Republicans cut off Unemployment while on Easter recess! |
on Apr 5 |
| *Vote Labour, then. | Iain on Apr 12 |
| * YEAH SURE! You have to wait years to elect somebody else silly. |
on Apr 12 |
| * A FEW Republicans help pass the Extended Unemployment Benefits! Hooray! |
on Apr 14 |
| *Right, then, how about next election? | Iain on Apr 22 |
| Here come the taxes! |
on Mar 29 |
| But you need taxes to beat the Axis | Anonymous on Mar 31 |
| State taxes dummy! Pennsylvania never declared war on Germany! |
on Mar 31 |
| * dude, all ya need is an itchy trigger finger on the nukes. |
on Oct 11 |
| * He's a Democrat. Your gov is a Dem and you're still complaining. |
on Oct 11 |
| * Yep, but he's a lawyer(LIAR) from Philadelphia who just wanted gambling! | Clippy on Oct 12 |
| When life hands you lemons... |
on Mar 19 |
| * Personally I'm a melon man! Squeeezee.... |
on Mar 21 |
| Ah, that's means you're in bad shape if life hands you bananas! :) |
on Mar 22 |
| * Yeah, if I squeeze my banana too hard it just goes everywhere! :-) |
on Mar 22 |
| *Oh my goodness, Clipster, my ears are burning red. |
on Mar 24 |
| * You're red? You otta see the banana! LOL |
on Mar 24 |
| Busy week, kids in basketball semi-finals. |
on Mar 18 |
| * And after tonights double-elimination, we're in the finals! |
on Mar 18 |
| * Good luck! Hope you win! |
on Mar 18 |
| They should remove daylight savings time | Ben on Mar 16 |
| * DST, Summer Time, etc. - no matter what you call it, it's still an inconvenience. | RpgFan on Mar 16 |
| * YOU are brighter than the sun! Canada does not HAVE to be like us! |
on Mar 16 |
| Need to clean out the the House this fall? Throw 'em in the Republic-Can |
on Mar 11 |
| * An IDIOT is smarter than Sarah Palin, but Bush cannot run again! |
on Mar 12 |
| Why people shouldn't be free... |
on Mar 11 |
| * Guilty on all counts! No healthcare for me! |
on Mar 11 |
| Special people |
on Mar 11 |
| Completely unbelievable.... |
on Mar 11 |
| That's because the barber was Bertrand Russell and the donuts were really cups of coffee | qbguy on Mar 21 |
| I think the only people that should get into Heaven are procrastinators |
on Mar 9 |
| * Count me in, but I just changed to Islam. I never had a virgin anything! |
on Mar 9 |
| Be carful what you wish for | unseenmachine on Mar 10 |
| We don't need no stinkin' nukes. America in 2030, after Barack Obama disarms the country. |
on Mar 9 |
| * The arrows! The arrows! LOL, how pathetic... |
on Mar 9 |
| Not really that funny. | unseenmachine on Mar 10 |
| Excuse me... |
on Mar 10 |
| * You really don't NEED a gun if you wear a red uniform! |
on Mar 10 |
| * They buy all their uniforms at Target.com. |
on Mar 10 |