smells like cheese spirt (a nirvana parody)
dedicated to an annoying sloppy co-worker.

load up on cheese and feed your friends. it's fun to eat buffet again.
if i eat more, i'm gonna pop. oh well, whatever, i can't stop.

yum yum, yum yum, yum yum, yum yum, feed my face. (x4)

got some cheetos, and doritos, and and some cream puffs and burritos.
got a mouthful of spaghetti. and i always excrete confetti.

burp...

can someone tell me why it hurts? oh god i think i'm gonna burst.
if i just see one more piece of cake i think i'm gonna puke a lake.

oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh hell no. (x4)

with the lights off you still see me. now i'm hungry for some real meat
i'm boy crazy but i'm lonely. hey, can you pass the baloney?

burp...

goodness gracious. something smells great. could it be a dessert tray?
i think my heart now, just skipped a beat. here i go now, i'm indulging!

a dessert tray, a dessert tray, a dessert tray, a dessert tray,
a dessert traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyuhhh.