Hello Taisie,
Wow, you've managed to get your human to carry you about, that's a good lesson to teach them!
I've trained my human to carry me around too, good fun, isn't it?
Have you tried the old 'disappearing trick' on him yet? It's great fun. You pretend you are just popping out to the back garden for a breath of fresh air. When they appear anxiously checking up on you, you ring your bell on your collar to reasure them you are ok. After you've done this a few times, and completely messed up the evening they planned, you have then lulled them into a false sense of security. They usually collapse in front of the tv and start to relax, thinking you are just playing happily in the garden!
That's when it's safe for you to sneak off and check out the rest of the cats in the neighbourhood, and generally have a good time. This works best as it starts to drop dark.
When your human calls you, keep absolutely still so your bell doesn't jangle and give you away. Keep this up until you hear the calls become more and more frantic.
As soon as you hear them step out to go and search for you, slowly saunter up from behind the dustbin and greet them with a loud 'mioaw'. Result? they'll be soooo grateful to have found you that you'll be scooped up, carried into the house and given double portions of the luxury catfood you had your eye on earlier!
Another variation is to conceal yourself until they've exhausted themselves by running round the block a few times. But that can be a bit risky. Sometimes you get an even bigger portion of luxury catfood, but if you push it too far you'll probably get:
'OO you pesky cat! get in this house now! That's it, you're GROUNDED'!
Hallo Taisi.
Toll! Du hast deinen Menschen dazu gebracht, dich herumzutragen, ihnen das beizubringen ist sehr nützlich!
Auch ich habe meinen Menschen darauf trainiert. Ein toller Spaß.
Hast du schon mal den alten „Verschwunden-Trick“ an ihm ausprobiert? Das macht viel Spaß. Du gibt’s vor, dass du nur auf einen Sprung Frische-Luft-Schnappen in den Hinterhof gehst.
Wenn sie dann beunruhigt nach dir Ausschau halten, klingelst du mit deinem Halsband-Glöckchen, um sie zu beschwichtigen, mit dir sei alles OK. Nachdem du das ein paar Mal gemacht hast, und damit die Planung ihres Abends völlig durcheinander brachtest, wiegen sie sich in falscher Sicherheit. Für gewöhnlich sinken sie erschöpft vor dem TV zusammen und beginnen zu entspannen, dich fröhlich im Garten spielen wähnend.
Das ist der richtige Zeitpunkt, um sich davonzuschleichen und die anderen Katzen der Nachbarschaft abzuklappern und sich überhaupt gut zu amüsieren. Das Funktioniert am besten bei Einbruch der Dunkelheit.
Wenn dich dein Mensch ruft, verhalte dich absolut still, damit dein Glöckchen nicht verräterisch bimmelt. Bleib so, bis die Rufe mehr und mehr frenetisch klingen. Sobald du sie aufbrechen hörst, um nach dir zu suchen, schlendere langsam hinter der Mülltonne hervor und begrüße sie mit einem lauten ‚Miau’.
Resultat? Sie werden soooo dankbar sein, dich gefunden zu haben, dass sie dich aufsammeln werden, ins Haus tragen und dir eine doppelte Portion von dem luxuriösen Katzenfutter auftun, auf das du vorhin ein Auge geworfen hattest.
Eine andere Variante ist, dich solange zu verbergen, bis sie atemlos vom wiederholten Suchen um den Häuserblock sind. Aber das kann eine wenig riskant sein. Manchmal bekommst du die doppelte Portion Luxus Katzenfutter, aber wenn du es zu weit treibst, bekommst du wahrscheinlich zu hören:
Oh, du verdammte Katze! Geh sofort ins Haus! Das war’s, du hast HAUSARREST!
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the translation translated to Babelfish:
Hello Taisi. Madly! You brought your humans to carry you to them to teach are very useful! Also I trained my humans on it. A mad fun. Do you have already times the old?Verschwunden trick? at it tries out? That makes much fun. You gibt?s forwards that you go only on a jump fresh air snatching into the backyard. If they look out then concerned for you, you ring with your collar Gloeckchen, in order to appease them, with you are all OK ONE. After you made a few marks, and thus the planning of its evening brought, weighs it completely in disorder in wrong security. Usually they sink exhausted before the TV together and begin to ease, you merrily in the garden play waehnend. That is the correct time, in order to away-creep and the other cats of the neighbourhood abzuklappern and at all well amuse themselves. Functions at the best with break-down of the darkness. If your humans call you, hold back you absolutely quietly, so that your Gloeckchen does not bimmelt traitorous. Remain in such a way, until the calls sound more and more frenetisch. As soon as you hear it break open, in order to look for you, saunter slowly behind the garbage can out and welcome it with a loud?Miau?. Result? It soooo to be grateful you to have found that they will gather you, in the house to carry and you a double portion of the luxurioesen cat fodder open, on which you had thrown a while ago an eye. Another variant is to hide you until they are breathless searches repeated of around the house block. But that can be a little risky. Sometimes you get the double portion of luxury cat fodder, but if you drive it too far, you get to probably hear: Oh, you condemned cat! Go immediately into the house! War?s, you have HOUSE ARREST!
