USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.

Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"

A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.

Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill.

The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly."

loooool...

Luckily a train cannot get lost.. can it?

Actually that should have said "Stewart". My family all have unusual names. Keeps us all in a state of confusion, and typos kind of run in the family, if you know what I mean.

You may call me "Stew" if you wish.

"Actually that should have said "Stewart". My family all have unusual names. Keeps us all in a state of confusion, and typos kind of run in the family, if you know what I mean.
You may call me "Stew" if you wish."

Are you trying to curry favour?
Or have you made a goulash out of the whole thing?

You're a funny guy, and laughter is the best medicine when life is a goulash!

Reminds me of the old bush saying.
"Don't tell people your troubles.
Half don't care & the other half are glad it's not them."

'Who's there'?


IRISH STEW


'Irish Stew who?'














IRISH STEW IN THE NAME OF THE LAW




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