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What You Shouldn't Get Your Dog for Christmas
December 19 2003 at 2:08 PM
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What You Shouldn't Get Your Dog for Christmas
A CD of cats meowing popular Christmas songs.
A chew toy with the head already gnawed off by his canine brother who chewed his way into the gift box around the 15th of the month.
A chew toy shaped like a shoe which he is immediately going to confuse with the right sneaker of your favorite pair.
Central A/C for his Dogloo when you're still using individual wall units that are barely up to cooling a small closet-size area in your house.
Anything Garfield.
A remote control for the refrigerator door.
A knitted pink sweater that makes your macho Doberman look like a poodle.
A deluxe pre-packaged treat-filled Christmas stocking that's large enough for you to use as a sleeping bag.
Doggie antlers when your near-sighted hunting relatives will be spending the holidays with you.
A stuffed toy dog with an angel's halo as a hint as to what he has to do to get more presents next year.
A doggie door between you and the suspicious butcher next door.
An audition for a diet dog food commercial where they feed him so much during retakes that he actually gains weight.
A piece of jewelry featuring a ceramic dog of his breed for you to wear.
His own Internet Pet Supplies credit card.
A cat.
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Re: What You Shouldn't Get Your Dog for Christmas
December 19 2003, 6:13 PM
If he gets number 6 or 8..he's gonna need membership to a gym.
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You know, I really...
December 20 2003, 9:27 PM
... love this picture!
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