What You Shouldn't Get Your Dog for Christmas

1. A CD of cats meowing popular Christmas songs.
    
   
2. A chew toy with the head already gnawed off by his canine brother who chewed his way into the gift box around the 15th of the month.
    
   
3. A chew toy shaped like a shoe which he is immediately going to confuse with the right sneaker of your favorite pair.
    
   
4. Central A/C for his Dogloo when you're still using individual wall units that are barely up to cooling a small closet-size area in your house.
    
   
5. Anything Garfield.
    
   
6. A remote control for the refrigerator door.
    
   
7. A knitted pink sweater that makes your macho Doberman look like a poodle.
    
   
8. A deluxe pre-packaged treat-filled Christmas stocking that's large enough for you to use as a sleeping bag.
    
   
9. Doggie antlers when your near-sighted hunting relatives will be spending the holidays with you.
    
   
10. A stuffed toy dog with an angel's halo as a hint as to what he has to do to get more presents next year.
     
    
11. A doggie door between you and the suspicious butcher next door.
     
    
12. An audition for a diet dog food commercial where they feed him so much during retakes that he actually gains weight.
     
    
13. A piece of jewelry featuring a ceramic dog of his breed for you to wear.
     
    
14. His own Internet Pet Supplies credit card.
     
    
15. A cat.

If he gets number 6 or 8..he's gonna need membership to a gym.

... love this picture!