I'm not sure if anybody else has discovered this page - I stumbled on it from the site of our of our schools here.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/quiz/index.shtml


Bradamante - Warrior Maiden

"So this is it. We're going to die."
"Yes...except...No! Wait a minute, what's this switch?"
"What? Where?"
"No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all."



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Quote-O-Matic

"Well, it's something called the Infinite Improbability Drive. Don't ask me how it works or I'll start to whimper."

"But a Ship?"

"Oh yes, a ship. It's parked in a cup fifteen miles above us. Please don't ask me about that, either."

It's not a question of whose habitat it is, it's a question of how hard you hit it.


minnie the pink

"Computer, if you don't open that exit hatch this moment, I shall go straight to your major data banks with a very large axe and give you a reprogramming you'll never forget, is that clear?"

Wait. This one's better.

"Don't try to out-weird me. I get stranger things free with my breakfast cereal."



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"It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'. Ever thought of going in to advertising?"

Now I shall have to go and read the books again. Or watch the TV series. Or listen to the tapes. Or all of them, one after the other.

"Look, I'm up to here with cool, OK? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. Now, will you move before I blow it?"

I want to reread the books now, too.

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