Woody Allen:
I mean, it was, it was ... a legal chicken ... It wasn't like it was a blood relative or anything. (And don't believe anything that Mia says about me.)

Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Freud:
The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates:
To purchase Chicken 2.01a, which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it used. There are bugs, yes, but if you uninstall Traffic 2.0 and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes at WhiteLine 2.0, we have a patch ...

Dirk Gently (Holistic Detective):
I'm not exactly sure why, but right now I've got a horse in my bathroom.

John Cleese:
This Chicken is no more. It has ceased to function. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. It's a stiff. If it wasn't nailed to the road it'd be pushing up daisies. It's snuffed it. It's metabolic processes are now history. It's bleeding demised. It's rung down the curtain, shuffled off the mortal coil and joined the bleeding Choir Invisible. This is an Ex-Chicken. Ergo, it did not cross the road.

Chico Marx:
It couldn't. It was a rubber chicken.

Groucho Marx:
Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs.

Harpo Marx:
Honk! Honk! Honk!


(This one is for Holgi!)

Werner Heisenberg:
It is impossible to determine both why the chicken went and where it wants to go at the same time.

Was that a blonde chicken joke???

No, it's a principle of the uncertain chicken joke.

Ah! The chicken sketch... that's very nice that you dedicating this special wisecrack to me.

Thanks a lot and Alohahaha.

Holgi

PS: Do you take travellers' chicks here???

All kinds of chicks/checks are welcome here except for rubber ones.


It's always a pleasure to see you, Holgi!


Aloha and Hugs,

Blondie

it's always a pleasure to see YOU, Blondie

so let's chick it out:

"Do you want a leg or a breast?"
Grace Kelly to Cary Grant in To Catch a Thief (1955)

Holgi