there is a liftout in today's paper with romantic messages - some of them are very funny.

AAAAMANDA

God made butter
God made cheese
God made U
4 me 2 squeeze
God made milk
God made pepsi
But when he made U
He made U sexy!!



MY SKINNY LITTLE GOOBYBUM

Who's the sweetest, cutest, silliest chickenpie in the whole entire world?
YOU ARE! Love you Billy Goats Gruff. Thousands of tissies from your Noo and the puppies.




minnie la rose

http://members.iinet.net.au/~ploke
http://bookcrossing.com/friend/pinkozcat

"My heart I would give you
If you were to ask
My body and soul too
If you would take off the mask"

"tulips in the yard,
tulips in the park
the tulips I like best,
are our two lips in the dark"

"They say men are from Mars and women from Venus:
Let's kiss and remove all the space in between us"

"You smile and my heart starts to race,
I hope that you feel the same.
Please hold me in your warm embrace
And tell me, what's your name?"


And, my little contribution;
"I love you! I love you!", my heart shouts,
My head says, "Not me, I'm full of doubts."
A suspicious mind's warnings might be dandy
But, they won't get you flowers or candy!