I read on the BBC website that Australia's foreign ministry has sent out a warning to travellers that Perth is dangerous. Allegedly some contractor made a mistake with a test message. Or is the PINK up to something?
Perth is the criminals' best-kept secret. Where else can you carry a machete, safe in the knowledge that it is not illegal to carry it in the street provided that you can prove that you only intend to use it for the purpose for which it was designed - to slash and to chop.
Not that pink cats ever carry machetes - we bumble through using brain-power alone. Sadly I suspect that, like Pooh Bear, pink cats have very little brain.
Or is the PINK up to something?
