I can see that you Slavs are stupid as you have always been, you cannot even unite on a common panslavic language. Since we will take over not only Serbia, but all Slavic lands, I have a proposal to you: don't learn Slovio, learn Albanian!

http://www.argjiro.net/fjalor/

You must not learn Slovio and you must not unite on a common Slavic language, but you must learn Albanian! Soon, because you cannot make your women pregnant, we will take over all your lands, because we make each of our women 10 kids and we will be the majority in your lands the way we are the majority in Kosova. If you learn Albanian now, you will be prepared!

I guess Arabic will be more useful, Albanians are not the only muslims in Europe.

than of course Turkish, because Turkish is already an official language in the EU as far as I know

The official languages of the European Union, as stipulated in the amended EEC Council: Regulation No 1 determining the languages to be used by the European Economic Community of 1958-04-15,[1] are: [2]

Bulgarian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Estonian
Finnish
French
German
Greek
Hungarian
Irish
Italian
Latvian
Lithuanian
Maltese
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Slovak
Slovenian
Spanish
Swedish

Euroenglish - English becomes the official language of the European Union, with some modifications to accommodate phonetics - Brief Article
Whole Earth, Fall, 1998
The European Union comissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replased witk "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.


There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al will agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After ze fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

You should also mention it was published on 1st April.

Turkish is an official language in the EU state Cyprus.

No it's not, cause Cuprus is divided into 2 separate provincies.
Only south-western (greek) is in EU where greek language is one of the official
languages in EU.
Turkish is just becoming the second official language in Germano-turkish state
(Bundesrepublik Turko-deutschland).

I am talking about he Republic of Cyprus (Κυπριακή Δημοκρατία, Kıbrıs Cumhuriyeti) and not of the part which has been occupied by the Turkish state. This construct has been only recocnized as a "state" by the turkish Rep..

The Republic of Cyprus has two official languages: Greek and Turkish.

Anonimnik pisal:
Turkish is just becoming the second official language in Germano-turkish state
(Bundesrepublik Turko-deutschland).
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By far more than 10 % of the German citizens speak a Slavic language (mother tongue!).

It doesn't matter if there are two languages in Cyprus. European Comission aproved just greek language as one of the official languages of the EU.
Nothing is officially broadcasted or translated or published in turkish language withing EU.

But turkish language is not official EU language. And the rest of Europe doesn't care if some turkish minority in Cyprus is speaking turkish.
It's their problem not EU.

Actually the EU does not care about your crooked opinion! Turkish is an official language in a EU-country. And Turkish is next to Russian the the most non-official language spoken in the EU.

Али ,рекомендую тебе учить язык племени андаманцев. Он пригодиться- их так много ,аж цалых 500 живых душ. Они так много чего значат в мире, наприклад они рекордсмены по вырождаемости в мире. Они цалыми днями и ночами лежат на пляжах и ничего не учиняют из-за их сверхандрогиности, половина андаманцев бесплодна.