2009-03-14, subotek. Soglosuo s nainovy raporti neft-prolitie ktor slucxil u Australju breg es 10-raz gorsxny cxem bil ranue obdumalny. Japonny brem-korab Pacific-Adventurer prolil 230 tonas neftov i ne 20 ili 30 toni takak bil obdumalny. Gda kontaineri amon-nitratov podcxas uragan padali iz palub v morie, jedin kontainer prokolil cistern korabov soderzxitsny neft. Soglosuo s Australny autoritet prolilny neft mozx pricxinit rak-bolez.

2009-03-14, subotek. Soglosuo s nainovju raportis neft-prolitie ktor slucxil u Australju breg es 10-raz gorsxju cxem bil ranue obdumalju. Japonju brem-korab Pacific-Adventurer prolil 230 tonas neftuf i ne 20 ili 30 tonas takak bil obdumalju. Gda kontaineris amon-nitratuf podcxas uragan padali iz palub v morie, din kontainer prokolil cistern korabuf soderzxitsju neft. Soglosuo s Australju autoritet prolilju neft mozx pricxinit rak-bolez.

-ju = -(n)y
-(i)s = -i
-jm = -(i)m
-jt = -et
-(u)f = -(o)v
-(u)fs = -iv
-uo = -no

Why? Are the news going to stop now?

"Posledny novosti" = "Latest news".
It is not very correct but it is used at least in contemporary Russian.

Najnovsxy novosti = latest news

Posledny novosti = last news

Novosti = Poslednije izvestija. There is no "poslednije novosti".

posledni novosti

There is no "poslednije novosti".
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There are.
for example, here:http://www.nenas.ru/

Modern language perversion.

Modern language perversion.