It all began on a hot and sweaty morning in tazmania when i headed out to my well to fetch some fresh cool water as it glistened in sun it momentarily distracted me it was at this moment bamboozal,my black stallion winnied oddly at me which sent me in to a mad frenzie,
To my suprise he was stuck in a great big muddy ditch,overlooking him was a little irish leprechaun, at first i thought it was the water making me see him,as wee betty had spiked it last year for she was a jealous stable hand,but i looked hard and yes,there was a little irish leprechaun with a ginger mohican,would you beleave.
He shouted top of the mornin to ya,and continued to pour water over poor bamboozal's head,i thought he was going to drown him but i had an idea i raced over to old maggy my naighbours place shes quickest hairdresser in the world i told her to give me a ginger mohican, she did it in seconds then i wipped on my green leotard and strutted over to bamboozal and that cheeky little leprechaun,bamboozal was sinking further and further in to the mud,i was so scared and wanted to cry but i had to be brave for bamboozal.
I gave the wee chap a smile and smoothed my mohican suductively he was so surprised he droped the bucket lost his balance and fell in to the mud.we hadent seen his twenty stone weight and when he fell in to the mud he catapulted bamboozal out of his near death experience the big leprechaun slowly disappeared but i did not care bamboozal was free.....
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