I see that a lot of you guys think you're pretty tough with squirrels. Well, to level the playing field, I've been selectively breeding squirrels with unique, urban survival markers in their DNA (Don't care Nuttin' 'bout Airguns.) You DON'T want to bust a spring on these bad boyz!






When these dudes come down out of the trees, they really party hard.

First, we have some swingin' tones.











Then the keg party begins.












Sometimes they get mean drunk.












Other times, just plain drunk.


(Natural defensive reaction. Makes a lousy, uninteresting target.)










But don't try to bust up the party or you'll bring on the bouncer.











And, if he needs backup, say hello to my little friend.












Big Bore Airguns? We got Big Bores!















Don't make me call the posse, 'less you want us to go space blender on ya!










And, if you still think your puny airgun's got mega FPE, try bouncin' some pellets off this!



protection.



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Somebody get me an edit function!!!!

RedFeather:

where the Hell do you live? just so I do not become your next door neighbor. those are SUPER squirrels not comic book super squirrel's heroes

warren

Until I get over this cold and can go outside

I enjoyed those pics a lot! But somehow I kept picturing those squirrels on a frying pan! Tim probably couldn't take it and took off for the hills!

Just kidding, yeah my cold took like 2 weeks to recover from. My wife was in bed for 4-5days and couldn't do anything. There 's a nasty flu virus going around. First time I didn't get the flu shot this year and I caught the flu. I guess we are benefiting from your recovery and being home bound by enjoying the nice photochopped pics you made for our special little membership here

That bouncer kinda looked like Tim gettin' ready to come back.......

ctruth

Mr Red Feather, That was/is the funnyest shi$ I have EVER seen!!! SERIOUSLY!! My son & I just laughed so HARD Im not sure if it added years to my life,Or if my newly bussted gut will take me sooner!!My hat is off to you my friend! You have a true gift,& I hope you will stay here a LONG,LONG time!! I try sometimes in my own lame way to interject a litte comedey to "lighten" things up between my friends here,,but you, my friend, are the MASTER w/ "puter" skills to match!! Ctruth, yeah, Im pumped up like Mr. Bouncer Sq.,, But how can I justify revenge against the "MASTER"?? Warren,, gone from here?? no my friend, you will have to "pry my mouse mouse from my cold DEAD fingers!"LOL.!! Red Feather/Harv? (storyteller) Why dont you guys consider "spreading the love" to other sites?? (not only great storys &great comedy,but airgun expertise as well??) Thanks my friends,especially you R.F. for TRULY the best laugh I have had in a LONG time!You are THE MAN!! Tim.