Ok, I know that we all like a little stuffed beaver!
So whatta ya gotta do it to take a little stuffed beaver and post him up during the night in a good spot at a good bit of distance look'en all natural and happy.
Then, while breakfast is cook'en away, act all excited and point at the sucker and get a few of the boys to start taking shots. Watch their faces when they are SURE that they made a hit and the damm thing doesn't move! Watch em check their scopes, re-sight the gun, try and fail again, etc.
If that doesn't work in "gett'en the goat", then try the ol "drop of poop oil in the air transfer port" trick. The air compresses and gets hotter than heck...then they smell THAT smell that hovers and lingers JUST AROUND THEM. They start looking around and checking their shoes, their clothes, etc. There is a joke shop here in town that sells this oil that I swear smells like "poop"...nasty as heck...smells like the REAL THING....1 drop on something warm will RUIN a room for many hours......ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Anymore "hunting camp tricks" worth post'en? Let's hear em!
-Curtis