I know its not airgun related but i thought it was funny.
The following is the winning entry from an contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
This year's term was Political Correctness. The winner wrote:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
