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The Queens daily Massage

July 3 2009 at 4:07 PM
Dave  (no login)
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By now, must of you know that I happen to own the most beautiful,and finest tuned Diana 34 ever possessed by a Human being. The Original stock, the barrel not altered, and the most precise tune ever birthed, by the Master Craftsman (MZ) with a complete JM spring kit. But what is the cost of owning the finest? Here is what she requires nightly before retiring. I take a can of Ballistol, and I pour at a generous amount of the magic liquid, rub it into my hands (it is non toxic) and I give her a complete massage! That's right, only rubbed with the hands of human flesh. No soft cloths, nothing but the sensitive
oil on the delicate fingers. Deep into the fine metal, and deep into the beautiful wood of the stock. Is she worth it? Only time will tell. But for now, she will out shoot any Diana ever made with the smoothness of a cloud floating by on a lazy summer day. God Bless Her!

Dave@vabch

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(Login HectorMedina)
189.154.23.191

Be careful Dave!

July 3 2009, 4:54 PM 

You will start a Cult!

LOL!




Un Abrazo!




H�ctor

 
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(Login wvkeith)
72.65.128.137

Re: The Queens daily Massage

July 3 2009, 5:02 PM 

When I get my 34 Panther, I'll need to get some of that Ballistol. Of course it'll just be used on the metal parts. No sense wasting it on the synthetic stock.

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(Login lettercarrier)
173.78.64.43

in your dreams

July 3 2009, 8:09 PM 

"By now, must of you know that I happen to own the most beautiful,and finest tuned Diana 34 ever possessed by a Human being"

REALLY!!!

Marcelo did that for you!!

what happened to your 460 did it shadow the 34

ever heard of John in PA, Howie1, Mike Melick, T. Meredith and other tuners

by the way: how many 34's do you have?? ONE

warren

PS: Carefull with that statement



and remember "it's 30% the gun and 70% the shooter"

 
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Dave
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Give it a rest Warren!

July 4 2009, 4:58 AM 

Warren you fool, the whole thing was written in Jest. If you have a bone to pick with me just e-mail me and just keep this sarcastic crap off the forum. Of course there are other great tuners. Yes, I only have one 34, so what? Unlike yourself, I only need one.The 460. is a completely different gun, maybe someday I will take the time to explain the difference. By the way, there are other guns of mine I cherish as well. My R7,Hw 30 and on. Why you continue to do this is beyond me. But how about just enjoying the 4th of July weekend, and maybe start enjoying life as well. You don't have to be Mr. Wilson every day you know.

dave@vabch

 
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Dave
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Great tuners

July 4 2009, 5:06 AM 

By the way, Warren, I have no doubt that the tuners you mention are great craftsman's. We all appreciate the fine work they do. That said, Marcelo is more than a tuner,he is a great friend. I hope you don't want to pick a bone with that as well.

Have a great weekend Warren(Relax), enjoy your guns and life. It is way too short to go ballistic over something like this.

Sincerely
dave@vabch

 
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(Login lettercarrier)
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the FOOL answers back

July 4 2009, 5:19 AM 

approximately 250,000 M34 have been manufactured up to this year in different calibers

and you have one of them, 250,000 1 = 249,999

now; I do not speak for the other 249,999 owners past and present with my opinion

warren

PS: to me, life is very short and I enjoy every second of it



and remember "it's 30% the gun and 70% the shooter"

 
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Dave
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68.98.243.152

Sheesh!

July 4 2009, 5:27 AM 

nt

 
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Anonymous
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Re: Give it a rest Warren!

July 4 2009, 10:28 AM 

I think someone needs along awaited time out from the forum.

 
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