It seems Master Google and his Mistresses -sj -fi etal are dancing with two left feet, one shorter than the other.
From the undergrowth that is the canopy of confusion, I'm determining that Master Google tripped on the toes of one of His mistresses during the Ball of Feb/Mar leading to a temporary blindness meaning that He missed the eye of all the new ladies gathered in the hall jockeying for His attentions. Being the gentleman He is however, one is lead to believe He is trying this month to accomodate those He missed.
As if that weren't enough, it seems He is also changing His dance routines too.
Many fathers such as yourself, who have entrusted their daughters to His charge have noticed that He is displaying less affections to those He once admired also.
Rumours abound however that something is not quite right with this latest footwork and it may be at the next Ball...or the one after that even when He can once again service our daughters in the manner we accustomed them to.
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