*** Here's LoOkiN' aT eWE KiD! *** HuLLaBULLoO Story & Pix
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Hey EveryBully!...it's just me, Gabe, working my new job as Official SheepBully here at The Farm.
Chubbs is teaching me the "Tender Touch Technique" for handling the more sensitive and shy varmints such as these newly hatched sheepies.
"Y'see Gabe...if you lay nice and quiet, and flash them a nice friendly smile, they'll come to see you! Here comes one now!"...
You must also be careful not to make direct eye-contact, so you don't frighten their fragile little egos...
"Here's lookin' at ewe, kid!" Cute little fuzzballs, aren't they?
Heads?...or tails???
"Hey Maaa...is that a RaAAaam? He's white and SORTA looks like us--but he sounds more like those Piggies next door."
No dear...that's a SheepBully. He's on guard so nobody "bullies" us sheeps.
BwaahhH-Haa-HaA! A SheepBuLLY? In all my born days, I've NEVER herd'a such a thang!
Well, I'd best count the Sheepies, to be sure they're all here!...One...two...three. Yep, all a'counted for!
Hmmm. For some reason, counting these fluffy critters made me get all sleepy-like all of a sudden.
But don't get any ideas you Big Bad Wolf-R-Meanies!!!...I'm STiLL on guard and yer not layin' a PAW on my Sheepies!
Here's lookin' at EWE, too, Kid!
Posted on May 9, 2008, 2:12 PM
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on May 9, 2008