*** TaLL iN dA SaDDLe! *** (The moment many Gabie Fans have been a'waitin!)
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Hey EveryBully! Most of you recall that Ol' Sliver's been in the Woodshop gettin' a Makeover (and I was a' pinin the whole time, too!)
It wasn't easy sayin' "Adios!" to my Li'l Pal..."WHoA iS Me!!!"...I didn't know how I'd get by without him.
BUT...it was worth the wait, GabesteRooters!!! And now I can proudly introduce to you the ***NeW*** Ol' Sliver (Ahem...and that's "SLiver"--as in a small splinter o' wood--NoT to be confused with that famous steed that da Lonely Rangy-Guy rode off into da Sunset!)
Anyway, Ol' Sliver is back at my Okey-Dokey Corral & ready to round up some VOTES with my Pawsee!
He's no longer a stumpy little Sissy-Sized PoNy--he's a Stately Steed suitable for a certain Wrinkly Wrangler to ride da range in STyLE!!! Got him all saddled up in classy black attire to match my GaRtH-BRoOkS-EaTcHeR-HeArt-OuT vest & hat!
Now, THiS CoWBuLLy can set TaLL-iN-dA-SaDDLe as he fights for truth, justice & da Bulldog way!
So, let's GiT-A-MoVe-oN, GaBeSTeRoOTeRs!!!...Round up that Pawsee & set dem votes a'clickin'!!!