When we last left our BeGuiLeD PaWdigy, he was basking the da GLoRy of his newly-won TRoPhY...
AhHH, YeS! I can FiNaLLy enjoy da FRuiTs of my favor with da PuBLiC!
Hmmm...this new TRoPHy makes a GRreat SpY HiDeOuT!
NYaA-Ha-HAA!!!...Just TRy t'find me YoU DiRtY RaTs, YoU!
WHoA!!!...That was SoME PaRtY last night, and BOY do I have a SpLiTTiNG HEaDaChE! That SPaRkLiNG CiDeR was just a tad tOo SPaRkLy for mY tastes!
HeY!...Is it just my HEaD spinning, or is this Da LEaNiN' ToWeR oF PiZZa BoXeS?!!
...STaY TuNeD for Part 2! And while yer waitin', how 'bout stoppin' by to WaTcH GaBiE's AMeRiCa'S FuNNiEst FLiCk? And, give it yer FiVE-SMiLeY ratin' while yer at it! Da GaBeSTeR's back on ToP...YaY TEaM!!! Keep up da good work!