If you don't read the Onion, you ought to. I'll give you the bit that made me think of you.
MTV Executive Grounds Son For Recommending Good Charlotte
NEW YORK—MTV executive Phillip Blanchard, 42, grounded his 15-year-old son Joshua Monday, after the alternative-rock band Good Charlotte failed to sustain its popularity among viewers of the cable music station. "Joshua needs to learn that his choices have consequences," said Blanchard, who took away his teenage son's credit-card privileges for the week. "Maybe next time, Joshua will think twice before over-hyping some pop-punk crap." As additional punishment, Blanchard had Joshua organize the family's extensive video library of Road Rules episodes chronologically.
Oh man. That's too funny. And I have read the Onion before. At the time, we actually thought that this was a legit newspaper only with weird articles and outrageous ads. We all had a good laugh at one column about Halloween costume suggestions. All of them started with 'sexy' and there was even a 'sexy Mother Teresa.'