The Silence of the Yams . . . Clarice Starling investigates murders where the victims have their mouths stuffed with tubers
The Silence of the Rams . . . Clarice Starling investigates why Mike Martz hasn't won a Super Bowl, what with his being a certified geen-yuss and all
The Silence of the Clams . . . Clarice Starling has linguine with clam sauce for dinner
The Silence of the Bams . . . Clarice Starling pumps six rounds into Emeril Lagasse during a taping of 'Emeril Live'
The Silence of the Hams . . . Clarice Starling hunts down perpetrators of Fox prime time television programming
The Silence of the Jams . . . Clarice Starling investigates allegations of wrongdoing at Smuckers
The Silence of the Mams . . Clarice Starling gets to the bottom of the question, "just where DID Pam Anderson get those things?"
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"LA needs two hockey teams like Switzerland needs two navies" -- Norman Chad (from "My 10-Point Plan to Save Gary Bettman from Himself")
"Playoff hockey is the best two months in team sports . . . period."
-- Mitch Albom