CAPS EXPAND BUSINESS HOURS, OFFER FREE APPAREL
New Business Initiative Created with Keeping Our Jobs in Mind
WASHINGTON - The MCI Center and Washington Capitals announced a new business initiative today entitled, "Don’t Say ‘Puck It,’ Buy a Ducat." The program is designed to accommodate fans and businesses by offering more convenient office hours to discuss and purchase Capitals ticket packages, tickets to upcoming shows and concerts, private club memberships, free AOL hours, Dick Patrick washing your car, free downloads of a Ted Leonsis voice mail greeting message, as well as corporate marketing sponsorships opportunities available in the MCI Center.
"Don’t Say ‘Puck It,’ Buy a Ducat" begins Monday, June 28, and continues until the food and water runs out. As part of this new program, our customers are invited to meet with the sales staff . . . well, those who are still employed . . . in the MCI Center, either prior to going to work in the morning or on their way home from the office in the evening . . . or our special "Midnight Madness" hours when sales staff will be dressed as characters from the Rocky Horror Picture Show or the Capitals’ defenseman squad. All customers who take part in this special program will be awarded free apparel from the Capitals’ catalogue . . . Jagr jerseys, Bondra hats, Konowalchuk wrist bands . . . between 7-9 a.m. or between 6-8 p.m. . . . oh heck, just stop by any old time . . . someone is bound to be here.
"We recognize that no one with two brain cells firing would buy a Caps ticket right now, so we want to make it as convenient as possible for our customers to do business with us," said Caps Director of Hockey Operations, Shawn Simpson, as he was packing boxes upon hearing the news that he was being let go. "Plying them with junk food should lower their resistance, too. We ask only that our customers give us a call before they arrive and we will have your stuff in a plain brown wrapper ready for you. It's something for us to do while we wait for our pink slips that sends a message to the community that we are still here . . . don’t break in and start looting."