Gee . . . wonder if we'll have one . . .
Well, there's where the rink would be . . . if we put up the boards and paitned the surface and laid down any ice . . . if any of you kids have rollerblades, go nuts.
And here is where Jeff Halpern would have sat for autographs . . . and this is where Dainius Zubrus would have sat . . . and oh, there's Brendan Witt's jersey draped over that chair over there.
And who's that coming out of the elevator . . . it's . . . its' . . . Ted? . . . geez, I didn't think a guy that big could move that fast.
Slapshot? . . . uh, well . . . he's gone south for the winter.
Well look at this . . . it's Susan O'Malley! . . . and she's got ticket applications!!
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Play hard, shake hands, drink beer.
"LA needs two hockey teams like Switzerland needs two navies" -- Norman Chad (from "My 10-Point Plan to Save Gary Bettman from Himself")