5. Tying tin cans to the end of Demeter's tail. (The more Macavity scares she has, the more it'll wear HIM out.)
4. Wearing a Peke/Pollicle costume even though he's not trying to put that show on.
3. Whenever he makes a move, every male kitten in the tribe should mimic him...all in synchronization, only exaggerating his poses and moves.
2. Whenever his back is turned, spray bug repellant at him. (Maybe that'll get that bug out of his butt!)
1. Tell him to hold still while you count his stripes. Then say you lost count and you have to start over again. (WARNING! He might get mad after you do this twice, so be prepared to run.)
