Top Five Rejected CATS Merchandise Items

5. The Old Deuteronomy Do-It-Yourself Neck Implant Kit

4. Rum Tum Tugger Paternity Test Kit

3. Macavity Home Burglary Kit

2. Munkustrap Roach Spray (Kills the bug up your butt dead!)

1. Grizabella computers (although they do have a lot more Memory)

...for he will do as he do do, and there's no doing anything about it!