Your REAL Cats (Login MattCat) from IP address 64.12.116.132
Hello. It's us, the four-legged furballs.
We've watched for years as your obsession with the show CATS has grown by the minute. While we appreciate that we have our own musical (something those dumb dogs will NEVER get), we have to point out a few things.
Some of the cats depicted, particularly Munkustrap, Jennyanydots, and Skimbleshanks, are obviously freaks. We're cats. When was the last time you ever saw us work for ANYTHING? We've got it good with you guys, and we're enjoying it. Just feed us and change the box and everything's cool. But these cats are destroying our slacker reputation. Us, WORK...and ENJOY IT? PFFFFFTTTTT!!!
Another thing, this business of Old Deuteronomy signing autographs at intermission. That's so un-catlike it's not even funny. You know us by now. When was the last time we did ANYTHING that was asked of us? We've got our own agenda and we're sticking to it.
By the way, we've got another complaint. You would think after hearing that we like caviar, cream, Strassburg pie, potted grouse, and salmon paste, we'd actually be served some of this stuff at meal times. What's up with this dry cereal you keep feeding us? All it does is make us poop quite frequently (although we do derive some enjoyment out of you changing our litter boxes). However, that gets old after a while. We want some REAL FOOD!!!!!
