NAME: The Rum Tum Tugger
AGE (human years): 23
HOMETOWN: San Antonio, Texas
MARITAL STATUS: "Me, the Tugger, tie the knot? You must be joking." ("He runs his mouth, but we all know I'm his #1 queen." --Bombalurina) ("Over my dead body!" --Etcetera) ("He said he loved ME last night!" --Cassandra)
LIKES: Female cats, rock music, looking at himself in the mirror, getting attention lavished upon him, female cats
DISLIKES: Anyone who doesn't pay attention to him
FAVORITE SONGS: "Stray Cat Strut", "Hard To Be Humble"
FAVORITE MOVIE: Home movies of himself
FAVORITE TV SHOW: Any show he's on ("The only way that cat gets on TV is if he sits on a set!" --Alonzo)
HE SAID IT: "Let's see, I'm handsome, male, and not neutered. Could someone PLEASE point me to the party?!"
...for he will do as he do do, and there's no doing anything about it!
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